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Spike Milligan Puzzle

Unjumble Spike's oeuvres
Spike Milligan Quiz

Radio, films, TV, books, poems - he conquered them all - but how much attention were you paying?
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Doug Owen

Spike turns in his grave,
Is that the best you can do!
It's not even funny

Paul Prebblesecond prize

Terence Milligan
Or Spike to your admirers
You really were ill

Bill Lynnfirst prize

When I was at School,
We hoped,when Milligan died,
They would repeat Q

Paul Schofield

Henrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!
What is it Minn?
Spikes gone.


Steve Martin

It was Milligan.
Who fought and thought they're all mad.
We've gorn mad again.

Duncan Ross

Now he is worm food
Most will never remember
How bad Q9 was.


Clive Leverthird prize

What's haiku, Henry?
A Short rhyme, you silly Min!
What's LowKu, Henry?

Rob Priddy

Eccles is wiv me
Yee-hee 'cos they ded-ed him
And now we are free


John Lewis

Thanks, dear old Spike,
Goon but never forgotten:
I laughed till I cried.

Judith Towler

From black depths he mined
Sparkling words, sharp, jagged thoughts
And raw compassion


John Clays

Goon for a laugh say
‘ellooo Eccles’ and in a
funny voice sing name

Amos How

Writing praise for Spike
In seventeen syllables
Is far too diffic


Bill Taylor

Spike has been deaded
Goon now, but not forgotten
I don't like this game!

Bill Taylor

Haiku's inventor
Must have had seven fingers
On his middle hand


Nick Smithfourth prize

Not so long ago
Nothing was all that funny
Thank you so much Spike.

Ian Davies

O Spike, we'd all Q
Through goonish puckoonish night
For you - a spaiku!


Glenn Prigmore

Spike would have liked
To be reincarnated as a pike
And bit a nun on the bum

David Cope

Wallop on me nut!
Spike, you made me laugh so much,
I thought life was up.


Mike Smith

Spike Milligan. Who?
Played trumpet, wrote books - oh, and
The Goons and Q, too.

Paul Haysom

Spike spoke words of fun
It gave me pains in the tum
Now he's gone, no sun.


Paul Prebble

Born Nineteen Eighteen
Trilogy in seven books
Died Two Thousand Two








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