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Reading + Leeds festival takes place this Bank Holiday weekend - one of the last big bashes of the summer. It's one of the final times this year that a little bit of sunshine - - can help British sensibilities to erupt with unrestrained silliness (just don't bring with you).

At any given festival, the 'keep calm and carry on' protocol is put on hold and it becomes socially acceptable to disappear to a damp field and return five days later as a desiccated version of your former self.

While there, we indulge in what’s euphemistically-known as 'festival fashion'. Or, in plain English, the bad, ugly and downright monstrous attempts at summer party dressing.

For every Kate Moss-A-Like looking chic in hot pants and designer wellies, there’s a fashion photobomber that can irreversibly scar your Instagram.

So are you heading to Reading + Leeds this weekend for some music and madness? Well, here’s some inspiration for your own wardrobe selections.

Let’s start with this cute little flower, aided by his superhumanly strong friend.

If that looks too chilly, how about some festival camouflage? Our top inspo here is Garden Man.

There’s also Dead-Grass Man.

(Could this be the same person, four days on?)

Then there’s this alien snail.

Who may well have just seen this.

The dinosaur skank is guaranteed to bring confusion, fear and probably a lot of sweat to a dance tent near you.

But the scariest thing we've seen might just be this beetle baby.

So there’s a taste for you of the oddities that might be on offer this weekend.

But if you’re still needing inspiration, you can check out this Kim-Jong-Un playsuit.

Or this Donald Trump swimsuit.

Anything is better than being the guy in the birthday suit.