Paper Monitor
10:43 UK time, Thursday, 7 December 2006
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
No seat on the Tube for Paper Monitor this morning, so here's a round-up of headlines glimpsed over people's shoulders. Perhaps, all together, they might add up to a story in their own right?
SEDUCED BY MARBER'S 21ST CENTURY ARISTOCRAT - the Independent
BAT WITH 9cm TONGUE HAS POLLINATING LICKED - Daily Mail
COME ALL YE FAITHFUL, AND JOIN THE QUEUE - Daily Telegraph
WHO IS LOOKING AFTER BRITNEY'S BABIES? - Metro
THE FOOL MONTY - Daily Mirror
... AS MINE SHAFT HOME IS SOLD TO A POT PLANT - Daily Mail
ROO HARVEY NICKED - the Sun
DING DONG MERRILY DUBAI - the Sun
APOCALYPSE NOW - the Independent
But what does it all mean???
Meanwhile, on to the next exciting instalment in the "CC" adultery mystery the papers have been covering with such enthusiasm... hmmm... nothing in the Times, the Telegraph, the Mail...
Paper Monitor has just reread that sentence. That can't be right. When has the Mail ever decided it's said all that it has to say on an issue of such burning interest? Can it be that the paper has run out of broad clues to drop from the man in question's Wikipedia profile?
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