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16:37 UK time, Friday, 29 August 2008
I'd heard that prisons were almost full, but it seems from that people are now being sentenced to Liverpool.
Ed, Clacton, UK
Not only does have buttocks in the title, but also includes the phrase "secreted in his pants" - amazing.
Jinja, Edinburgh
Re: . Perhaps a new slant on the credit crunch? Divorce becomes too expensive, leaving many in negative matrimony.
Phil B-C, London
Jacqui of London (Thursday letters) why is Simon Lemin a snob for wanting a distinction to be made between tradesmen or people working in the manufacturing industry and professional engineers? The two things are not the same and articles like the one referred to do not help matters. You would not call a hospital porter a doctor just because they both work in a hospital would you? The same attitude should be applied to engineers.
An engineer, Leeds
"A scientist tells us why flies are so annoyingly hard to swat." I was told once that the best way to kill a fly was to clap your hands directly above it. The fly will rise up between your hands to meet its demise. In my experience this has always been successful.
Alexander Pettigrew, Newquay Cornwall
Who'd have thunk it?
Luke, Edinburgh
Am I the only person who could not care less about other people's misheard lyrics? They rank with people's recollection of dreams, and holiday snaps of people I don't know: completely irrelevant to anyone besides the object.
Daniel Hayes, St Albans, UK
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