Monday's Quote of the Day
09:34 UK time, Monday, 26 January 2009
"After they exhumed Mr Itch they were very apologetic" - Charlene Gurney on police digging up her dead hamster
A warning to all bereaved pet owners who lay their favourite furry friend to rest in a shoe box in the garden. Police investigating a local robbery in Bradford unearthed the hamster rather than the lost loot they had expected after a tip-off.
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