Your Letters
15:34 UK time, Thursday, 12 February 2009
"?" - Nicolas Sarkozy. Does this herald more protests from French farmers?
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
I hope Paper Monitor is a man, because I definitely fancy them and if this is not the case I am going to be forced to heavily review my sexual preferences.
Kahla, Leeds
Beccy, Wednesday's letters: I had a similar thing with the headline "Church announces baby" - although I wasn't imagining Charlotte and Gavin at all...
Dr Toes, Carharrack
Well, now you're just doing it on purpose to prove that better than anyone else.
Jo, London
On the subject of height of horses (Tuesday's and Wednesday's letters) I feel that I should point out the 1.5m would not give a Shetland pony. Horses are measured at the withers (shoulder) and 1.5m is only just less than 15 hands so would be a small horse. I hope this clears the matter up.
Mary, Melksham, Wiltshire
""?! How exactly do you "exaggerate" someone's death? Surely the word "fabricated" would be more appropriate?
Louise, Surrey
Re: How to pronounce Scolari. Just start singing the Dean Martin tune after a few drinks, you know the one...
Candace, New Jersey, US
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