Monday's Quote of the Day
09:26 UK time, Monday, 30 March 2009
"Additional features" - Virgin Media's euphemism for pornographic films
Richard Timney, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's husband, is rather embarrassed today. He will probably still be rather embarrassed by this time next year after being caught watching two "adult" movies. But you've got to love the way they are described on the bill.
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