Tuesday's Quote of the Day
09:05 UK time, Tuesday, 20 October 2009
"The best our secularist friends can hope for is a poem from nan combined with a saccharine message from a pop star before being popped in the oven with no hope of resurrection" - Vicar Ed Tomlinson bemoans the decline of genuinely Christian funerals.
Mr Tomlinson has had enough of feeling like a "lemon" at funerals where he is clearly only a token presence. The telltale signs are Tina Turner playing at the beginning and only a grudging allusion to Christianity.
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