Your Letters
17:22 UK time, Monday, 26 September 2011
Thank goodness for that - I always travel with my lift!
Colin, Up North
What's the name given to the pleasurable sensation of finding yourself published on the letters page having forgotten you'd even written anything? Hurrahmnesia?
Ian, Bristol
Everything about this story is great, but especially the caption "Monkeys: More interested in throwing faeces than writing sonnets".
Basil Long, Nottingham
I'd like to point out that I was one of the 14% of freshers who three years ago. I'm probably one of the (same) 14% of Senior Honours undergrads who still can't boil an egg. Did I mention that eggs make me sick?
Steve, Edinburgh
In this article 'He says he tattooed his own eyeballs. The whites of his eyes are now jet-black. "It didn't hurt that much."' Might not have hurt him, but it turned my stomach (or am I just being a wimp!)
Tom, Croydon, UK
Re quant trading: Quants are poles used to push punts along. I'm guessing the mathematicians are all Oxbridge graduates.
Sarah, Woking
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