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No, I said this chair's long

Chaise longuest

That's the last time I hire the Blue Man Group for interior design...

But are you allowed to submit a thesis written on a piece of furniture?

Gulliver's wait staff were feeling a bit off that day...

And I thought Swiss chaise was yellow and had holes in it

Just wait till Daddy bear gets home, and wants to watch the football..

G'day things come in little packages

One bed in the middle of a field - that's all I could afford on my grant

Yeah, I'm feeling a bit depressed too

Of course we're the little people - the Irish always were a bit colour-blind

Typical. You wait 600 seconds to correct a typo and suddenly you're feeling awfully blue...

Yes Therersa, we can delivered it one month after you place your order. Is that one month after the day after you order it ? Hmmm I am not sure, I'll have to check.

A piece of furniture like this only comes along once in a blue moon

Just don't touch my blue suede shoes

The French made elegant chaises longue built for seduction. This is a Roman version built for an orgy.

We're rare blue Gorgona lounge lizards, actually.

The chaise longue? I just blue my grant on it.

Ok, but if you say 鈥淗oney, I shrunk the kids鈥� one more time..

These are my digs - I call it my scribbling pad

Of course this isn't the best area of Zurich - just look at all this graffiti

Why is the chaise longue out on the patio? Have you seen the size of the front door in this place?

Beyonce has threatened legal action, so our professor demanded we get a deeper perspective.

Chaise longue.

I would have said she was rather short, actually.

The university is known for its small student body.

When Dad asked if I'd like to stay on a Sheraton, I thought he meant the hotel

The naughty chair was proving surprisingly comfortable for the Blue Meanies.

Unreasonable levels of Borrower activity forced Fiona and Simon into a mega furniture fightback position.

I totally misunderstood when I was asked if I'd like to sleep with a Chippendale ...

It may be big, but, personally, I'm just relieved to be out of those bee costumes

Who said anything about getting a good nights sleep?

No-one realised the long standing error in scale until Pappa Smurf came home shouting "Who's been sitting in my chair?"...

Are you sure the chaise is meant to be this longue?

I think my psychiatrist has delusions of grandeur

"But would you call this chaise lounge turquoise, lapis, cerulean or azure?!"

And having my analyst see us two at a time does save money ...

Maureen, for goodness sake, a double cone chocolate ice cream? You鈥檙e paying the cleaning bill..

And the curtains are yellow. Can you guess where I've been shopping for furniture?

I never realised my Swiss Army Knife had a chaise longue function either

It's French for get your kit off.

Secondment to the Hadron Collider Project had had an unexpected outcome for the young Swiss science students, but at least now they had an exciting topic for their final dissertations.

And it's amazing how much money I find down the back when my sister's boyfriend has been visiting

I just wish I'd never signed up for Changing Rooms ...

last week deckchairs this week chais longue next week What are the couple on the Futon Thinking? Answers in 600 seconds please

These old things? They were donated by Violet Beauregarde.

I had to call out Rentokil - there was a hippopotamus infestation

IKEA were advertising a massive furniture sale

And next week the red and green room things arrive.

Blue 莽a change...

But, on the plus side, I do get sponsored by some cement company

No girls allowed?!

Under the terms of the divorce, my husband isn't allowed to come within ten feet of me

It does fifty flat out on the motorway too

No madam we haven't sold any yet, unfortunately it won't fit through anyones door

Unfortunately Laura Ashley was feeling very sad the day Hagrid placed his rather vague order...

I used to park my car here until I realised it was leaking anti-freeze

Don't move, I've dropped my bluetooth...

So much for your rose coloured glasses...

Two of the gnomes of Zurich enjoy a rest

WOW they must have a big toilet, Did you see the size of that Blue Loo

It may not be art, but it sure is comfy.

I couldn't get into a red-brick university

The 2012 Olympic organisers unveil the location of the Chaise Longue Jump

It looks like Murder sir, One Blueberry dead and one on his way to hospital, I think we're looking for a fruit cake on this one.

What shall we use as our next alias? Asked Flora
I dunno what about Leon Carfob? replied Errol
They might reactively moderate it like the last one you tried

I recovered the chaise longue in this lovely blue material, and had enough left over for the dog too.

"For the last time, Abigail, I am not nor have I ever aspired to be an aristocrat."

The psychiatrist's couch? Boy, do we really need a shrink!

Two students study for their Chaise Longue Driving Test

That's typical my sister marries an Oil well owner and i get stuck with a man who owns an Ink well.
I suppose the writing was on the wall.

Well, after CSI Zurich had been in here investigating all the murders, we needed something big enough to hide all the chalk-marks

Only when she saw the casting couch did Heidi twig the auditions were for a blue movie.

Blaupunkt durch technik.

No Smurfs were hurt while making this advertisement, well two or three might have been squashed a little but they are ok

How pixels reproduce, diagram 1 .

"Of course it has green credentials, it's made from recycled Avatars."

Well, of course it's nice and all, but don't you think it's a bit, well, big?

Disneys attempts at the CGI Remake of Bedknobs and Broomsticks were running into trouble

that's why i don't like making my own bed in morning.

"Well, the brochure did say the University would broaden my views..."

Student on the left : "So, how's the course going?"

Student on the right : "Oh ....... sofa so good !!!!!"

The blue thing? It's called a two-it. I've always wanted to buy one, and at last I've managed to get a round two-it.

Bed and bored

I鈥檓 not that keen on the fees and the lifetime of debt, but this is quite nice.

When I agreed to go on Desert Island Discs, I didn't think the island would be this small

Font scientists use a powerful microscope to reveal previously unseen details of an interrobang.

Warning, items may appear smaller in the showroom than when you get them home.

Students attempt to raise awareness of Alice in Wonderland syndrome

After Steven Moffat reveals the next Dr Who will be the scariest yet, 麻豆官网首页入口 reveal the size of sofa you will need to hide behind

All I can hear is a little voice saying "Roll over" ...

"Yes, and it used to belong to Kirstie Alley."

"It looked much smaller eBaY..."

We had a choice of king-size or queen-size, but finally we settled on Peter-Crouch-size

Study with us, Borrowers University.

I can't remember where we bought the chaise longue, but it was called Sm酶lbyk

Rag Week charity bed pushes are a bit posher in Zurich.

Well, that's my student's loan blown for the year, and daddy said I was no good with money.

Ink Blott on the Landscape

At their home in Quality Street, the girls get comfy on the coconut eclair chaise longue.

"It looked much smaller on eBay..."

(correction)