Your Letters
17:01 UK time, Wednesday, 2 May 2012
In light of last week's 10 things item number three, I hereby propose that the current measure for luminosity (the candela) be replaced by the sharkela.
Rusty, Montreal, Quebec
Unfortunate names, I once had a dentist called Mr Pain, a doctor called Dr Mort (Death) and a friend called Balls (no comment).Things are looking up now I think, as my current doctor is Dr Dios (God)... or is someone trying to tell me something? Think a lie-down is on the cards...
Tim McMahon, Martos, Spain
What a disappointment! I thought this was a very long range weather forecast.
Henri, Sidcup
I read this headline as "Sensitive Breasts" and clicked, imagining some new medical break-through. Should have gone to Specsavers...
Rose, London
Did Paper Monitor's sub-editor take the day off sick? "Elf-proclaimed"; "no holes barred"??! I'll get my oat. . .
Sophie, London
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