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Flip-flops and clip-clops

Perhaps having Wilson, Keppel and Betty as the pantomime horse wasn't such a good idea

Two's company, three's a Clydesdale

New LadyShave poster released!

That's the last time we appoint Ronnie Corbett as official photographer

Kansas? I've a feeling I'm not with Toto any more.

Her Majesty inspects 1st Battalion The Queen's Hippies

Buddy, the Budweiser Clydesdale, began to suspect the identity parade was rigged

Ministry of Health public information film #2556 : never wear flip-flops when there's a horse around

So, you really wanted someone to handle horses ... not to sandal them?

Mel Brooks remakes "Blazing Sandals"

Clydesdale shocked at seeing naked pantomime horse

The latest YouTube hit is of two girls and the horse they've trained to do handstands

The two whistle-blowers wished to keep their identities secret after showing how Ugg boots are really made

What do you mean, the hotel insists we're going to need two bedrooms?

When Sheila took Neddy to see "The Godfather," she realised she might need a friend to help calm him down afterwards

The Lilliput Police have issued this photograph of the horse thieves they wish to interview

People with O2 find it's quicker to use a horse these days

Pictionary clue. . . Six feet under in Kansas. . . That'll be Jesse James!

Waiter, there's a long blond hair in my boeuf bourguignon

Hay, if the shoe fits...

the photographer went on to become a leg-end

Trust me to be behind HIM in the queue for the toilets

I have absolutely no idea what kind of creature that is, but I bet it sure runs fast

We're toasting four kegs good actually.

In the queue for auditions for the seventh Star Wars episode, the girls realise they have very little chance of being given the role of Chewbacca

Far(tier) from the madding crowd.

The Horse of the Beer Show

Two of these steeds is not like the other.

This year's Strictly Come Dancing line-up looks even more interesting than usual

Proof that the Wombles were actually much bigger than originally thought..

We might be queuing for our dole money, Chantelle, but at least WE're not going to be made into glue

Far(rier) from the madding crowd.

Don't worry about your legs, Dobbins. Mr Coppola won't be interested in those.

Is it drafty in here or is it just me?

Why the long face?

The lager and the short of it.

Black Velvet Beauty

Five knees (including one po-knee)

Has anyone seen a small white dog?

Even the most gullible couldn't believe the before and after shots in the new Veet advert.

Is it draughty in here or is it just me?

Head and Shoulders releases a new line of horse shampoos for the Equestrian events at the Olympics: "Hoof and Saddles".

"...and for farrier of the month of July, Hoofs 'R US..."

"Dad, how long do we have to stand here with this shovel ? Not long now dear, He's raising his tail."

Can you believe they chose Heineken?!

Its Jake the Peg, didle lidle lidle dum

The latest Hockney

The fashion for tiny ickle doggies that would fit in your handbag was SO yesterday..

Just a bit of harmless horseplay

En route to the toilet kim noticed jills bag was a rather od shape

The Unusual Suspect

Here I am, buck in the middle with you...

Normal for Norfolk.

A five foot horse? I thought they measured them in Hands

Hey, this film director looks sick - he must be Horse Unwell

"Bigfoot - The Movie" was breaking all box-office records

That horse whisperer was useless - Dobbins here coudln't understand a word he said

The horse isn't as gassy as the Budweiser :D

The John Wayne season at The Roxy was a big success

Some pedicures just aren't worth the tip.

Of course it's not inappropriate to name a horse after a beer - have you ever been to Clydesdale?

Grace, your hula skirt has slipped!

I got gold, Sharon got bronze, and Ned here got Hi-yo Silver

Of course, entering all these captions is going to be a complete waste of time if the Â鶹¹ÙÍøÊ×Ò³Èë¿Ú is powered by O2

Sally's plan to go for a 'brazilian' in her lunch break was scuppered when she saw the queue.

That horse whisperer was useless - Dobbins here couldn't understand a word he said

(correction)

It's a Captain Oates moment.

Oh grandma, fleece leggings are so 1970.

Pan's People reforms, and, this time, Pan is actually one of the dancers

"Oy!" yelled the bouncer, "YOU can't come into Stringfellow's dressed like that. Yes, you, you with the long blue dress, get out!"

Delboy had told her it would cost half a pony to get into the club

You can get off your high horse - I'm first in the queue.

Clare Balding was spotted going to the party with a friend

Let you into my club wearing flip-flops? You must be joking! You with the Ugg boots - you're in!

I told you not to book your insurance through Lloyd's. I just got a meerkat toy, and you can leave that at home.

The queue at the cinema for Drays Of Thunder.

You can lead a horse to Budweiser but you can’t make it drink.

The trusty steed of Sir Burpalot.

"Er,Mum,did you pack your razor?"

You know Gina, I'm so hungry I could eat a ..... Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you standing there.

"Did you put on a tasteless skirt to match the beer?"

Only schools and horses.

Look, I like Scandinavians, so of course I said you could bring a Norse ...

UGG summer collection tries to stand up against the competition.

How to photograph a gift horse.

Mr. Stringfellow, are you standing on your head again?

The Hokey Cokey was going well until some-one noticed Red-Rum didn't have a right leg...

With all these elevated sections of the M4 closed, the horse is the quickest way into London

I don't normally take him to the theatre - he's still a little nervous after seeing "Equus."

I don't care about security - I just think it's stupid having only the one entrance to these equestrian events

"And in other news, a pantomime horse has gone missing..."

Have you seen the price of the food in here? I thought I'd better bring a snack with me.

Mummy doesn't believe in shaving her legs.

Can you top that?

Yeah, my Mom always cuts people's heads off when she takes a photograph

A horse queue? Nah, this is a pony tail.

Yes, I also heard that the Â鶹¹ÙÍøÊ×Ò³Èë¿Ú was a bit nervous about pictures of the heads of animals after the the Vietnamese fish story.

I must be doing something wrong. I keep pulling, but I can't get any beer out of it.

It was such a cruel firing squad, but at least the horse was allowed a cigarette