Your Letters
17:06 UK time, Wednesday, 19 September 2012
I don't care if it's nominative determinism or not, but Wolf-Peter Funk has to be one of the best names ever.
Kate, York
A matchmaking website run by... Mr Date.
Basil Long, Nottingham
I bet I'm not the only one who wanted to see some actual seizing footage, or at least a blurry photo, not just a picture of some rather passive snails and a blue biro.
Vicky S, East London Reclaims Westfield!
Apparently, witnesses to this event were unable to comment accurately on what they'd seen. "It all just happened so slowly," said one.
Sue, London
This is one shocked mother kitty.
Jo K, London
Quote of the day: Foreplay is basically hanging your clothes up properly - I wonder how many male readers were nodding sagely before they realised Downton Abbey star Allen Leech was referring to a much earlier period in British history
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
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