Your Letters
15:20 UK time, Thursday, 29 November 2012
"Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed... harsh but fair!
Keith, Dartford
MP Ben Bradshaw's office has a urine leak that he is not happy about? If only there was some suitable phrase with which he could use to show his displeasure and annoyance. No, I can't think of one either.
Ted Rodgers, Cheshire, UK
"A fine of up to 25,000 euros (£20,000) is proposed if someone forces an animal to commit 'actions alien to the species'." No more dancing dogs on German television.
Ralph, Cumbria
0 out of 7 on the rejection quiz. Please publish this letter.
Peter Wilson, Chichester
Mike (Letters 28th Nov), you're right, Cantona didn't try to do interviews in a Scouse accent. However, the equivalent of Joey's wonderful antics would have been Eric speaking French with a Scouse accent, and I somehow doubt that would have gone down well with his audience.
Sander, London
Mike, Newcastle upon Tyne (Letters 28th Nov) - I'm sure that Peter Schmeichel has a distinct Mancunian accent - maybe not when he's speaking Danish though.
Dave Soloway, Aylesbury, England
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