The Magilligan Mouse
From the most powerful politician in the world to a wee timorous beastie. I am told that politicians in the North West were upstaged by a rodent when they had a tour of a new £6 million prison complex within Magilligan jail last week. My informant tells me that as they prepared to tuck into their buffet lunch, all the attention was taken by the unit's solitary inmate, who scuttled around the shiny new floor to the consternation of the VIP guests. Alcatraz had a bird man. Maybe Magilligan should get a mouse man.
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