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Elf & Safety

Dev

After failing as an in store Santa Dev enrols in the festive fun that is Elf School. He finds out about the Elf & Safety (hee hee) and the Crisis Questions.

Day 1 of Elf School:
After failing as an in store Santa Dev enrols in the festive fun that is Elf School. He finds out about the Elf & Safety (hee hee) and the Crisis Questions.

Jonny from Preston was meant to be Here All Week but he went raving all weekend and didn’t answer the phone. Dev’s given him a verbal warning. We’ll fire him tomorrow if hw’s late for work. We played his choice of Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit anyway.

Congrats Joanne on the A75! She had the fastest fingers on this chilly Monday morning. A hand drawn Festive First Text Certificate is on its way to you now. BYW it’s got a star on it.

Yeah, Dev didn’t guess it. So let’s play Matt’s choice – Usher ‘U Remind Me’
It was nice to hear this 2001 hit, but it raised the question - would you date a person with the same name as your ex? You said;

• I was seeing 2 guys with same name at same time. At least there was never any issue keeping their names straight! S in London
• Me & my girlfriend have the same 1st name. Dale the trucker in Leicester. Dale??? Err, ok!

Matt the HGV driver wants a song played on the radio. As we don’t have any news at 4.30 on a Monday morning we’re happy to take his request on board, but we think he should earn his song! If he can keep his request a secret from Dev even though Dev asks him a series of yes/no questions then he can have his song on the radio. Simples.

Is it a Woman? No
Is it a Man? Yes
Is it a Singer? Yes
Do they have long Hair? No
Rapper? No
DJ? Erm, kinda (no not at all!)
Is it Basshunter and Jingle Bells? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

2 hours, 30 minutes

Last on

Mon 12 Dec 2011 04:00

Music Played

  • Example

    Midnight Run

    • Ministry Of Sound.
  • You Me at Six

    Bite My Tongue (feat. Oliver Sykes) (feat. Oliver Sykes)

    • Virgin Records.
  • Drake

    Take Care (feat. Rihanna)

  • Emeli Sandé

    Daddy

    • Virgin Records.
  • The Wombats

    Jump Into The Fog

    • 14th Floor.
  • Skrillex

    Ruffneck (FULL Flex)

    • Asylum Records.
  • Usher

    U Remind Me

    • U Remind Me.
    • Arista/LaFace.
    • 1.
  • Perry Como

    It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

    • Unknown.
  • Ye & JAY-Z

    Why I Love You (feat. Mr Hudson)

    • Mercury Records.
  • Kelly Clarkson

    Mr. Know It All

    • RCA.
  • John Lennon, Yoko Ono & Plastic Ono Band

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) (feat. The Harlem Community Choir)

    • Happy Xmas War Is Over.
    • Parlophone.
  • Frank Turner - Wessex Boy

  • NERO & Daryl Hall

    Reaching Out

    • Welcome Reality.
    • Mercury Records.
  • Jessie J

    Who You Are

    • Universal Republic Records.
  • NERO & Daryl Hall

    Reaching Out

    • Welcome Reality.
    • Mercury Records.
  • Bombay Bicycle Club

    Leave It

    • Universal Island Records.
  • The Wanted

    Warzone

    • Global Talent Records.
  • Lloyd

    Dedication To My Ex (Miss That) (feat. Lil Wayne & Andre 3000)

    • Polydor.
  • Delilah

    Love You So

    • Atlantic Records.
  • Wizzard

    I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

    • It's Christmas Time.
    • EMI.
  • DJ Fresh

    Louder (Doctor P & Flux Pavillon Mix)

    • Ministry Of Sound.
  • Wolfgang Gartner

    Forever (feat. will.i.am)

    • Ministry Of Sound.
  • MARINA

    Hollywood (Live From Festival Festival 2009)

  • Nirvana

    Smells Like Teen Spirit

    • Nevermind.
  • Joker

    On My Mind (feat. William Cartwright)

    • 4AD.
  • Flux Pavilion & Doctor P

    Superbad

    • P and C Line Circus Records /Atlantic Re.
  • Slade

    Merry Xmas Everybody

Broadcast

  • Mon 12 Dec 2011 04:00