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Ilegal Alien and other tales....
Father Simon's confessions this week include tales of an expired ingredient, ET extraction, counterfeit card and a perilous panto prank...
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Radio 2's Confessions
Simon Mayo and Jo Whiley consider listeners' darkest secrets and worst misdemeanours.