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#380 - Lord VPN, Bullied On The Boundary and Stansbie

John returns from a holiday to The Alps with his usual theatricality and the boys hear of a mystery man who went on a night out in Stockton.

Drink in it folks, we鈥檙e living in a new golden age. That鈥檚 right, the lesser talked about field of alpinism has reached new heights, a new zenith. And there鈥檚 one man to thank: Mr John Robins.

Johnny JR鈥檚 record-breaking successful scale of the Matterhorn with his eyes (a feat previously thought impossible) is picked over in detail, as is his expensive alpine driving, and his holiday eating habits: lots of pasta, double pizzas. Have we unearthed the new Michael Palin?

Among the usual japes - including elite mad daddery, more nightclub attire chat, and a journey from the bap to the barm via the butty - the boys also ordain a new youth oriented corner of the podcast. Slay.

Keep your top level correspondence coming in to us at elisandjohn@bbc.co.uk, or if you鈥檙e of slay age, WhatsAppp the show on 07974 293022.

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