Smut in the Northern Isles
Posted: Thursday, 08 February 2007 |
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Thank goodness for some decent honest-to-goodness censorship, there's nothing the Committee (herein and heretofore referred to as COME) likes better. There's been far too much smut on the North Isles blogs lately. It's been putting us off our milky drinks at bedtime and interfering with the smooth running of Guantanamoggy Bay. All this stuff about foreign boyfriends, sofas, builders coming first and and and ...............harrrumph!
Disgusted of Stromness from Committee On Moral Education (ib)
You could write it somewhere on Berneray sand. Personally, I think censorship, like sado masochism, is quite alright (" up to a point " as Evelyn Waugh said in one of his novels), so long as I am the one doing the censorship and being the sadist, or being the sadistic censor (eh?). Masochism is not my cup of tea, nor is redbush if the truth be told. Write it down on the beach and, with luck, Google Earth would get it, and it would be out there for the world to read every time they click on Berneray.
mjc from NM,USA
is this censored then ?
h. heffer from berneray
I've heard of where exactly people in the Northern Isles hang their Soap on a Rope, so this kind of carry-on does not surprise me.
Father Jack from Feck island
Quoting from DS most recent comment on my own blog - 'It is a shame that the WIHB are blaming their current 3.2 million pound deficit on all the "orificial extraction" emergency operations they had to undertake because several people severely misinterpreted one suggestion. Interesting how many people currently claiming to be "saddle sore" don't actually own horses. Yours, Diggy.' - And I repeat, Scallowawife and I need an explanation. Oh yes, and the words 'pot', 'kettle' and 'black' spring to mind here.
Ruthodanort from Unst
Much more interesting to guess what was in this posting than the contents of some shiny old can from the northern isles. I think it was photos of Chrissie Mary in her rubber leisurewear -or almost in her rubber leisurewear!
calumannabel from Free Speech Manse Crossbost
Ruthodanort, it's [obscenity removed] but here in the western isles we are pure of mind. Alas, that's why all our women are leaving to go probably to the northern isles; see 麻豆官网首页入口 news today.
Digital Sands from Able to site down in Berneray
Orificial extraction sounds like just the activity to attract more wimmin to the Western Isles, and the fact that Western Isles Health Board have a black hole worth 拢3.2 million, AND Chrissie Mary's more rebellious bits are popping out of her rubberwear, well, it's all grist to the mill. You surely can't get saddle sores from a sofa?
Flying Cat from sniggering on the sofa
Civil War between the Isles? May I be the referee (and will it be on Big Brother, or whatever)? Again, being a public spirited furrener, I would not think of charging. Could I have Barebraes as helper (she just arrived from the land beyond the Wall, and Hooch is not in this fight). As to FC: have you tried Scallowawife's sofa? (Hi, Scallo., what gives in old Tipperary?)
mjc from NM,USA
Hi Father Jack, are you any relation to Rev-a-Lation, Esq.? Do you provide ex-communication on demand? Should I send you a list?!
mjc from NM,USA
Disgusted in Stromness: fyi there are no moggies in Gitmo. As to the goings on in the Northern Isles, I am surprised Moo in the Night has not weighed in, demonstrating with appropriate placards, and warning, warning ... that a MOT station might just be in your future.
mjc from NM,USA
The stuff of dreams, nightmares, and inhaling too much smoke from a peat fire.
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