NewsTube - December 20th
Beyonce Gets Stuffed Up...Razorlight Get Duffed Up...Cheeky Rascal Vs Naughty Monkeys...Blue All Rise Again....
Webbe Catches Ant Again
It's going to be a Blue new year, possibly...
Lee: "Simon and I went along to An Audience With...Take That. Simon turned to me and said we should do it. The next day we called the boys, and they were really keen, too. We've spent the last couple of days in the studio recording stuff."
Full story in New! magazine
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U & Ur Handwash
Pink, to an audience in France: "I am calling on consumers to check labels on sweaters before buying them and if they're merino wool or made in Australia, to leave them on the racks."
OK, we've done all that, lady. What next? Hang on, did anyone hear her say 'Simon Says'? Hello?
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Density's Child
Beyonce has the same idea of a happy Christmas as the rest of us: "I'm going to be eating for America over Christmas, to get some more junk in my trunk."
Not to mention jelly in her belly, pies in her thighs and chips in her hips. Anyone else peckish, suddenly?
Full story in the Star
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He Bangs The Drummer
Andy Razorlight on the career-boosting benefits of people thinking he's had a scrap with Johnny Borrell.
"When we get round to releasing the fourth single off the new album and need some publicity, we should stage a proper fight."
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It's Grime Up North
The Arctic Monkeys are working with Dizzee Rascal.
Snitchy McBlab: "It was the lads' idea to see Dizzee in his studios to speak to him about working on a few tracks. If Alex thinks it will work then why not give it a go? It is a bit of a risk but then they've never been bothered about conforming to the norm."
Yeah, cos mixing indie rock and rap, that's like putting custard on a burger, isn't it? It's such a fantastical and wild idea that this story must surely have been written by JK Rowling or something...SHAZAM!
