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Dom | 16:51 UK time, Wednesday, 6 December 2006


I no do blog

I told you I no do blog

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  • 1.
  • At 09:38 AM on 01 Mar 2007,
  • wrote:

I can't be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don't have anything to say recently. I haven't gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.

  • 2.
  • At 11:49 PM on 20 Feb 2007,
  • wrote:

I just don't have anything to say right now. I haven't been up to anything recently, but it's not important. I've just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.

  • 3.
  • At 06:04 PM on 14 Feb 2007,
  • wrote:

I haven't gotten anything done recently. I've just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven't been up to anything these days, but it's not important. Today was a total loss.

  • 4.
  • At 03:36 PM on 31 Dec 2006,
  • Phil wrote:

This blog says I do no blog? Well, it seems to have a lot of replies already, so even if it isn't ablog, it seems to have replies.

  • 5.
  • At 05:49 PM on 27 Dec 2006,
  • amy mcclune wrote:

do u think Justin wood b happy if u no do anything

  • 6.
  • At 10:14 PM on 20 Dec 2006,
  • ashley wrote:

lol

  • 7.
  • At 10:10 PM on 20 Dec 2006,
  • ashley wrote:

lol

  • 8.
  • At 11:02 PM on 17 Dec 2006,
  • toni wrote:

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
They really shot themselves in the foot!

  • 9.
  • At 11:00 PM on 17 Dec 2006,
  • James Roberts wrote:

what do u do then cameron?? i think most of the radio 1 listeners would love to know that 1. i hear u secretly like the white stuff in your ear??

  • 10.
  • At 09:12 PM on 16 Dec 2006,
  • peter wrote:

i no do do do, my tummy hurt

  • 11.
  • At 10:31 AM on 12 Dec 2006,
  • Adam wrote:

You no do chris moyles?

  • 12.
  • At 08:13 AM on 11 Dec 2006,
  • Alan wrote:

You no do Tarzan either?

  • 13.
  • At 07:25 PM on 09 Dec 2006,
  • amy mcclune wrote:

you no do anything cameron,ha ha i naer wet myself go joc if only cameron heard that

  • 14.
  • At 02:52 PM on 09 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

class, I love it!!

  • 15.
  • At 01:08 AM on 08 Dec 2006,
  • Sam wrote:

Brilliant.

  • 16.
  • At 10:28 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • dave wrote:

joce, you are have a really sexy voice.wanna go on a date ???

  • 17.
  • At 09:49 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Aimbo bright wrote:

Wet my self!! its ace again again!!

  • 18.
  • At 09:22 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • max wrote:

I no do Paramount films ever again

  • 19.
  • At 08:04 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • brian rice wrote:

play it again joce ab fab

p.s. me no do ironing!!!!

  • 20.
  • At 06:30 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Cameron wrote:

I no do Chris Moyles.

10/10 Jocelyn.

  • 21.
  • At 05:04 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

ahhahaha arghhh!
I love you joce! Seriously, that was the funniest bit of the show I've heard in a long time. I've no idea how you kept a straight face during that because there's some bits where you're almost about to crack up, but held it together. Utterly brill girl :)

  • 22.
  • At 03:19 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Bazuk wrote:

Great voice jocelyn it was the best thing ive heard on radio and tv in ages

  • 23.
  • At 02:21 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

Radio 1 homepage should no do feature on 'Holiday' moviefilm, take it off you buttkissers, she dissed your flagship show!!

  • 24.
  • At 01:20 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Will Cranston wrote:

me no care
me no like cameron ne more
cameron big doo doo head
me used to go to schol wit her

  • 25.
  • At 12:41 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Yvonne wrote:

Having read the other blog entries I think Cameron's is best!!

  • 26.
  • At 12:31 PM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Ricky wrote:

hahaha lol

  • 27.
  • At 11:53 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Tasha - Milton Keynes wrote:

HA Ha Ha Ha thats great!

  • 28.
  • At 11:34 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

lovely blog come and check out mine HERE

  • 29.
  • At 11:19 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Liz Winter wrote:

I don't know about you, but the fact that she didn't turn up for her interview - regardless of who/ what told her otherwise - just proves that the woman's a fool!! To miss an opportunity to be on the No.1 radio station, on the best show...... the woman needs her bumps read!!

  • 30.
  • At 11:02 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Numptieheid wrote:

Fibble dee dee, Im a carrot.

  • 31.
  • At 11:02 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Gareth wrote:

More Jocelin please!

  • 32.
  • At 10:24 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • andy rawlings wrote:


I no do justin ,
I do all in .

  • 33.
  • At 09:53 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • stuart in ballymena wrote:

have not laughed this much in ages, well done Joc! that was brill(and in a decent accent as well!)seen Cameron in a whole new light.

  • 34.
  • At 09:53 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

Since Cameron Diaz didn't say much in her interview, here are some top facts about her.

1. Cameron once lived for three months in the fruit and veg section of Asda.
2. Cameron has to put on a pair of pink wolley socks and whistle The Bill theme tune before having a wee.
3. Cameron often wears a false wig and beard and pretends to be Noel Edmunds in her bedroom.
4. Cameron refuses to sit on the top deck of a double-decker bus unless she can wave a cheese triangle in the air during the journey.
5. In 1976, Cameron was found wandering lonely as a cloud.
6. Cameron is Billy Idol's idol.
7. Cameron's dog, Geoff, is often used as a handbag on Sundays.
8. When staying in a hotel, Cameron books the rooms either side of her so no-one can hear her fart during the night.
9. Cameron had an affair with both Torvil and Dean.
10. Cameron is related to Yvette Fielding.

  • 35.
  • At 09:45 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Steve wrote:

I no do Interview.
I no do Picture.
I no do Answerphone.
I no do nuffin!!

I no do Justin, he really mad!!!

  • 36.
  • At 09:45 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Eggman wrote:

Cameron Diaz appears to talk like Mojo Jojo ... the evil monkey from kids cartoon "The Powerpuff Girls". Maybe she's been doing some voiceover work. Check it out

When asked about this Cameron said "I no do voiceover"

  • 37.
  • At 09:44 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

i heard everything last nite, its a bummer she waz not permitted to have the interview, it would be a blast!
anyhow m glad cameron had a very good sense of humor and just move along with the joke.

  • 38.
  • At 09:41 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Hiacynth wrote:

I don't get it

  • 39.
  • At 09:40 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Mike wrote:

I no do blog!

But me love you lonnng time x

  • 40.
  • At 09:39 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

I no do obvious joke

  • 41.
  • At 09:39 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Matt wrote:

Dwoes Justwin twake it up zee wrong 'un?

  • 42.
  • At 09:38 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Gary (Yarm) wrote:

Justin not be happy he do blog!

May now not do you!

Jocelin was superb!

  • 43.
  • At 09:38 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • mich wrote:

lol listning in collage, nice show

  • 44.
  • At 09:38 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • colin f wrote:

still funny...Oh how it made me laugh before my exam yesturday. All through it all i could think was "i no do exam"...that and "eeeee-ooooorrrrr! eeee-ooooorrrr!" ugh!

  • 45.
  • At 09:38 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Goulderchauf wrote:

OH! CAMAWON DIAZ! YOU NO DO PHOTO!

  • 46.
  • At 09:38 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Paul wrote:

You vely funny lady, you make me no do work for long time due to me laugh my sides off.

  • 47.
  • At 09:38 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • brads wrote:

very funny indeed me laughed very hard

  • 48.
  • At 09:37 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Catherine wrote:

HAHA!

I bet she 'does' Justin tho!!!

....or does she?!?

  • 49.
  • At 09:37 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Danny Newton wrote:

Oh that did make me chuckle

xx

  • 50.
  • At 09:37 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Conley Browne wrote:

You naughty girl C.D. me hate you long time!

  • 51.
  • At 09:37 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Adam Curtis wrote:

haha! very funny! the only answer to that is: I no watch film!!

  • 52.
  • At 09:36 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Ruth wrote:

ah but do you do time checks??

  • 53.
  • At 09:36 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Rick wrote:

Give us an update on the situation with Cameron. Will she give you an interview ? Won't she ? Phone her.

  • 54.
  • At 09:36 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • toby wrote:

who teached cameron to speak proper england

  • 55.
  • At 09:35 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Paul wrote:

You vely funny lady, you make me no do work for long time due to me laugh my sides off.

  • 56.
  • At 09:35 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Rob W wrote:

Is this for real?

  • 57.
  • At 09:35 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • dan ellis wrote:

hahaha
u no do anything do you
what you payed for???

  • 58.
  • At 09:35 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • victoria wrote:

I no do grammar

  • 59.
  • At 09:35 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Eloise wrote:

I no read blog! :)

  • 60.
  • At 09:34 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Powderedegg wrote:

I don't do comments!

  • 61.
  • At 09:34 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Diane wrote:

Brilliant!! You guys are genius!

  • 62.
  • At 09:33 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Liam Buckley wrote:

I no do watching crap films.
You owe me many hours.
Please send me many hours in post.

  • 63.
  • At 09:32 AM on 07 Dec 2006,
  • Simon Evans wrote:

Brilliant!

  • 64.
  • At 11:19 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • sam hogg wrote:

LMAO
that has well cheered me up..loggin on n seein that! fanx cameron (joce) lol

  • 65.
  • At 09:30 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

If only I would have done a free background checks on Bill first :)
Would have come in handy!

  • 66.
  • At 08:41 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • mikie harris wrote:

Wow Joc you made the real daiz look weak. Hey just thought today was the absoulteltly wicked. between Jocelin and dom. could have a feature on the show with immpressions.

hope the ribbing continous for the week don't let up she should have been at theinterview PR idoit or not.


  • 67.
  • At 07:29 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • Hayley wrote:

lol classic! Jocelin, u were great this morning, made me laugh off my hangover (if thats possible!)

  • 68.
  • At 06:39 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • Kieran wrote:

This should read
''I no do nothing
I no do good film
I no do Dom ''

  • 69.
  • At 06:26 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • alex palmer (derby) wrote:

you want answerphone!?

if you cant do the blog, how about another movie that involves a surfboard and a bikini!?

  • 70.
  • At 06:24 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • Chris wrote:

I no do comment

  • 71.
  • At 05:31 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • wrote:

At least you are giving it a good try.

  • 72.
  • At 05:24 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • mark wrote:

hahah, jocelin, that was the funniest thing i have heard for aggggees!

  • 73.
  • At 05:01 PM on 06 Dec 2006,
  • anne wrote:

You no do much!!

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