[Mark's Brilliant Blog] Using the Internet to Meet Someone You Used to Quite Fancy at School
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All this morbid fear of my own body failing me reminds me of being at school. I loved school, mum and dad weren't dead and we got pudding and custard every day.
As an adult I rarely if ever have custard and my parents are both dead. However I do have a credit card, so it's swings and roundabouts. My dead parents are stood in the middle of the roundabout waving at me. And eating custard. Hold me Dave...
Editor's Note:
Keep it together Mark - at least for the next few weeks until I can contractually sever all contact. - David
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