BELLAMY'S BABES CAKE BAKE
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Introducing the Gary Cake Bake!
Last night Julie and me got our whisks out and each baked cakes with Gary's face on.
I did one of Gary in his pants. Swooooooon! Julie asked if she could eat Gary's pants and do you know what? We didn't stop laughing for a good hour.
Julie got a really good likeness of Gary I think. Bernard had to spoil it all by walking in and asking if it was meant to be Rick Astley. It's Gary! Talking into his Down The Line microphone! You bloody idiot Bernard! Genius Julie, genius!
Hope to put up the pics soon. Why not send us a picture of yours? Please, please also send in your drawings or cakes or models of Gary! He's got such a lovely face, he should be a dream to draw! Feel free to do collages too (use anything that comes to hand - macaroni, the foil off milk bottles, dog biscuits - the sky's the limit!) Just about anything can be turned into Gary Bellamy!!!
The Making of Bellamy's People of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland: Episode Two
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Introducing the Gary Cake Bake!Last night Julie and me got our whisks out and each baked cakes with Gary's face on.
I did one of Gary in his pants. Swooooooon! Julie asked if she could eat Gary's pants and do you know what? We didn't stop laughing for a good hour.
Julie got a really good likeness of Gary I think. Bernard had to spoil it all by walking in and asking if it was meant to be Rick Astley. It's Gary! Talking into his Down The Line microphone! You bloody idiot Bernard! Genius Julie, genius!
Hope to put up the pics soon. Why not send us a picture of yours? Please, please also send in your drawings or cakes or models of Gary! He's got such a lovely face, he should be a dream to draw! Feel free to do collages too (use anything that comes to hand - macaroni, the foil off milk bottles, dog biscuits - the sky's the limit!) Just about anything can be turned into Gary Bellamy!!!
- Send your Gary Bellamy fan-art to comedyblog [at] bbc.co.uk!
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Other famous Bellamys
The other day I was sticking photos of Gary from all of his recent magazine appearances into my new (gold!) scrapbook and it got me thinking (dangerous I know! Tee hee! I don't do it often!) I thought I wonder if there are any other famous Bellamys out there? Here are the other Bellamys what I found...
Looking up famous Bellamys got me wondering. What are Gary's parents like? Well, a quick call to his agent (Mike Noughts - he also represents Gloria Hunniford and Toby Anstisss - all big cheeses. Gary's in with a power player there!) reveals that sadly they're both dead. RIP Mr and Mrs Bellamy. At least your time in earth was not wasted. Look what you produced. (I don't know why I'm writing them a message. It's not as if they can read it! Question - do they have computers in heaven? Answers on a postcard please.)
BUY GARY ALERT!
That got your attention didn't it?! Apparently Gary is available for after dinner speaking. He costs between £300 and £500 an hour. If only I had the cash I'd book him every night to speak in my front room. And more! I've started saving though. I've got sixteen pounds so far. All donations gratefully receeved!
BELLAMY THE FILM
There's a film called Bellamy. At first I thought it was going to be all about our Gary but it turned out to have that French fella with the big conk what was in that film with all the old hats and that - Gerald Depardew. It was dead boring. Question - when will they do a film all about Gary's life like they've done with John Lennon, Edith Piaf and Dumbo?
BELLAMY'S PEOPLE EPISODE ONE!!!!!
Well I sat down with my husband Bernard (he who MUSN'T be obeyed, pfnarr pfnarr) to watch episode 1 and I couldn't believe it! There we were! In teccnicolour. If you watched the red button bit you'll see me again, with me mate Julie. We joshed with Gary that we were going to keep him captive like in that film Misery with the large lady actress.
I said we'd break his legs! Gary looked a bit alarmed! Don't worry Gary! I might tie you down but I'd never take a hammer to any part of you. You might experience death by whipped cream though! Tee hee! Sorry, I've gone a bit saucy. Bernard's been away for the week on an insurance conference and I've been left alone with my large print Mills and Boon medical romances. I'm reading Midwife in a Million by Fiona McArthur. It's brilliant! Buy it!
I thought Gary looked really dishy in the show and he can drive really well. Fancy taking me out for a spin in the Bellamy-mobile Gary? I don't mind fast cars but I'm more of a caravan lady at heart. Me and Bernard have spent many a romantic afternoon playing Scrabble in our Elddis Explore 495 (top of the range Gary! Top of the range!! It's a 5 berth rear Dinette. I wouldn't mind squeezing in one of those bunk beds with you Gary!) Sorry, gone all saucy again. I'm off to hose meself down in a cold shower. (not in the caravan - we have to wash in the sink there.)
BELLAMY-MOBILIA
I've had a lot of enquiries about the Gary T-shirt I wore on the show. I did them very cheaply at my local Snappy Snaps. Your response to the Tees got me thinking - how about a whole range of Bellamy-mobilia?! We could have key rings, bookmarks, baseball caps, even them lovely jackets like what Arnold Schwarzenegger had designed for Planet Hollywood (my fave restaurant!) How about a Gary Bellamy garter belt? A Gary Bellamy range of massage oils? Need any testers Gary?!!!!!
The other day I was sticking photos of Gary from all of his recent magazine appearances into my new (gold!) scrapbook and it got me thinking (dangerous I know! Tee hee! I don't do it often!) I thought I wonder if there are any other famous Bellamys out there? Here are the other Bellamys what I found...
- David Bellamy, the wildlife man with the beard and the voice like cabbage. Any relation Gary?
- Craig Bellamy - a Welsh footballer who plays for Man City. Snooze. Tee hee.
- Matthew Bellamy - in a pop group called Muse. "Lead vocalist" apparently. Why can't they just write "The Singer"? Wot a bunch of ponces. I listened to their music on the internet and dare I say it, it is a bit dreary. Give me Kool and the Gang any day!
Looking up famous Bellamys got me wondering. What are Gary's parents like? Well, a quick call to his agent (Mike Noughts - he also represents Gloria Hunniford and Toby Anstisss - all big cheeses. Gary's in with a power player there!) reveals that sadly they're both dead. RIP Mr and Mrs Bellamy. At least your time in earth was not wasted. Look what you produced. (I don't know why I'm writing them a message. It's not as if they can read it! Question - do they have computers in heaven? Answers on a postcard please.)
BUY GARY ALERT!
That got your attention didn't it?! Apparently Gary is available for after dinner speaking. He costs between £300 and £500 an hour. If only I had the cash I'd book him every night to speak in my front room. And more! I've started saving though. I've got sixteen pounds so far. All donations gratefully receeved!
BELLAMY THE FILM
There's a film called Bellamy. At first I thought it was going to be all about our Gary but it turned out to have that French fella with the big conk what was in that film with all the old hats and that - Gerald Depardew. It was dead boring. Question - when will they do a film all about Gary's life like they've done with John Lennon, Edith Piaf and Dumbo?
BELLAMY'S PEOPLE EPISODE ONE!!!!!
Well I sat down with my husband Bernard (he who MUSN'T be obeyed, pfnarr pfnarr) to watch episode 1 and I couldn't believe it! There we were! In teccnicolour. If you watched the red button bit you'll see me again, with me mate Julie. We joshed with Gary that we were going to keep him captive like in that film Misery with the large lady actress.
I said we'd break his legs! Gary looked a bit alarmed! Don't worry Gary! I might tie you down but I'd never take a hammer to any part of you. You might experience death by whipped cream though! Tee hee! Sorry, I've gone a bit saucy. Bernard's been away for the week on an insurance conference and I've been left alone with my large print Mills and Boon medical romances. I'm reading Midwife in a Million by Fiona McArthur. It's brilliant! Buy it!
I thought Gary looked really dishy in the show and he can drive really well. Fancy taking me out for a spin in the Bellamy-mobile Gary? I don't mind fast cars but I'm more of a caravan lady at heart. Me and Bernard have spent many a romantic afternoon playing Scrabble in our Elddis Explore 495 (top of the range Gary! Top of the range!! It's a 5 berth rear Dinette. I wouldn't mind squeezing in one of those bunk beds with you Gary!) Sorry, gone all saucy again. I'm off to hose meself down in a cold shower. (not in the caravan - we have to wash in the sink there.)
BELLAMY-MOBILIA
I've had a lot of enquiries about the Gary T-shirt I wore on the show. I did them very cheaply at my local Snappy Snaps. Your response to the Tees got me thinking - how about a whole range of Bellamy-mobilia?! We could have key rings, bookmarks, baseball caps, even them lovely jackets like what Arnold Schwarzenegger had designed for Planet Hollywood (my fave restaurant!) How about a Gary Bellamy garter belt? A Gary Bellamy range of massage oils? Need any testers Gary?!!!!!
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