BELLAMY'S BABES - BLESSED BELLAMY
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Well I tuned in to Bellamy's People last night and there we were again! The babes! We set up a stall at the Festival of Soul, Spirit, Mind, Body and Enlightenment in Kidderminster where they let all sorts of weirdos waffle on about God. Trish and me had never been to Kidderminster before and we were dead impressed. It's big on carpets is the town and Trish and me spent many a happy hour looking at all the rugs in the windows. Who knew you could get that many types? Bernard and me have got the loveliest shag (tee hee!) avocado carpet in our bathroom. It soaks everything up.
Gary was lovely as ever - he even joined his own fan club! We managed to get three more members that day so our coffers are now full to bursting. It costs £2.99 to join and for that you get a Gary mug, some stickers, a Gary fact sheet and a lock of Gary's hair. Talking of Gary's hair we've been running low on stocks but I did manage to snip off a bit when he had his back turned.
We had a right laff with the Deity Bellamy (aka Gary) and he even posed for a piccie with our Bernard pretending to bum him up the bum. We've got that photo on our bedroom wall and it's the first thing I see when I open my eyes of a morning. It always puts me in a good mood even if Bernard's been snoring all night and I've had no kip. The two men I love best in the world (well, one slightly more than the other - Gary!) in a beautiful intimate moment.
As well as meeting Gary again we shifted a lot of merchandise that day. By the way, the T-Shirts are selling like hot cakes so if you still want to buy one get in there quick. They come in L, XL and XXL. We don't do small sizes. Babes comes in big packages - tee hee! And in answer to the big question "Is there a God?" Too right there is. It's Gary Bellamy!
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The Making of Bellamy's People of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland: Episode Six
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