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Everybody has heard of 'Alt' as a musical genre, applied to things like rock and the suchlike. But what would be a viable 'alternative' to music in general? I'm thinking like some form of anti-music. Answers on the back of self addressed stamp please.

Bowie or Jagger?

Love you both, you fabulous men.

What's the best dinosaur?

If you had to shave the head of one of the Beatles, which would it be?

Bigfoot... real or no?

Couldn't resist doing this:

Are the black bits in bananas really tranchlas eggs?

And I forgot, what do you need to puts glasses besides arms and hands?

OMG, Sarah Palin is on her way to your house to talk to you for hours and hours and hours and you've got nowhere to hide! What cd do you put on to repel her? Remember, if you choose poorly you will hear about mama grizzlies, how cool Russia looks from her house, the awesomeness of abstinence-only sex ed, and the evils of socialized medicine. She will also make demands for bendy straws. Good luck!!

What's the most offensive lyric known to man?

Who would win in a fight out of Jagger(Stones)and Joshua Von Grimm(Horrors)?????

Ultimate popstar? You can choose the voice of a famous singer, the body / face of another person and the dress sense of another (I'm thinking along the lines of Lady-Gaga-type-dress-sense on this last category).

If Biffy Clyro was a dish on a menu what would it taste like?

This year, there's been a massive amount of musical collaborations. But what artists would create the most bizarre duet ever? (e.g. the kooks featuring metallica; captain beefheart feat. justin bieber, etc.)

If your life was a musical, which would it be?

Best ever song lyric?

Best dressed popstar ever?

Which member of Kasbian would win an egg and spoon race?

Best hair in pop?

How many members of Oasis would survive in a dhingy stranded out at sea.

If you could make a face out of all the musicians you can think of, whose features would you use for what?

Carrie Bradshaw married Ferris Bueller. Think about it, they did. If you were djing the wedding, what song would you have recommended for the first dance?

Musical pizza toppings? :o

To Noel, i know its not the most interesting question but i'm dying to know how you get the ideas for youre paintings. I really admire them, and i paint quite alot, but i'd love to paint things like that, but i cant think of anything.
thank you

Do you think it's possible to sew your hand to your face? And if so, who would you like to see walking around with their hand sewn to their face?

Who would win if you locked a dalek and a giant squid in a lift and forced them to fight each other?

if you could be any toy form your childhood bedroom, which one would it be and why?

if there was a time warp, and you had to be thrown either backwards or forwards- would you go to the past or to the future? How far backwards or forwards would you go and what would you do one there?

would you rather have belly buttons for eyes and an eye where your bely button would be, or a nose for thumb and thumb where your nose should be?

what would you if you were locked in a room with a giant turnip and a pink hedgehog? Seriously.

Imagine you are Jagger and you need to get to Angie who is on the other side of a red door. The only way to get to her is by painting it black but you have no paint. What would you do in order to get your satisfaction?

Frank Zappa vs Zappo lollies?

Harry Potter vs Debbie Harry (Blondie)

To Noel, Milky Joe & The Coconuts vs Kid Creole & The Coconuts ?

Q for Phil. I believe you write poetry, if so what inspires you and do have a favourite piece of poetry and if so, what is its significance to you?

Q. for Noel. (two actually!). What is is about Syd Barrett that fascinates you so much and have you read the book called "A very irregular head". And finally what's the best gift you've ever received either from a fan or family member?

Lady Gaga vs Lady Diana

Forget The Mighty BOOSH..
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers or The Mighty Ducks?

Doctor Who or Doctor Emmett Brown?

Which one of you had the ugliest school uniform?

Favourite childhood theme song?

The Eurovision or the band Europe? Granted it's pretty much a loose-loose situation... No wonder British people are reluctant about the whole Union thing :D

Best song to:

- fill the dance floor
- get down and jiggy to
- chill out and watch the sun come up
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Crimping or cramping? Or just make up a crimp about cramps. The choice is yours.

Paramore or Evanescence?

Disney Vs Looney Tunes?

Mickey Mouse Vs Spongebob Squarepants?

Best hair (besides Noel's) in the industry?

Just out of interest RID or Actual robots?

Why oh why still do this show?

It is no where near as funny as it was when Mark Lemar and Sean/Bill Baley did it.

Noel Fielding is about as funny as a wet fish. Watched him on a stand up show on I Player he is rubish and not much better on Buzzcocks.

Time to call it a night lads you have been on air far longer than need be...or you could actually put some funny talen on.

Phil is the only person holding the show together and that man needs to get back to his routes and do some stand-up...he is not as funny as he was 10 years ago no where near.

Really why are you still waisting licence payers money with this stuff has the falure of 'Have I Got New For You' not taught the Â鶹¹ÙÍøÊ×Ò³Èë¿Ú anything. yes its a good show, but it was once as funny as Mock the Week is now and as fresh, but somehow after Angus Dayton left lost its way. Yes he did drugs and sex and probably rock and roll, but heck was a lot funnier than the string of 'guest' presenters they have had.

Leave the 'guests' in the teams as akward jokes willing to have the piss taken out of them by someone like Mark Lemar not as the pin holding the show together cause it does not work!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Pan's People, Legs & Co and Hot Gossip got into a fight, who would win?

Hello Noel!

Where did you get the fantastic regency black coat you were wearing in the last episode of the buzzcocks? I really like the style.

Who is more annoying: Jedward or Julian Barrett???

P.S. Love you Noel

Would You Rather kiss Susan Boyle or go see KISS with Susan Boyle?

What is Paul Simon's favourite pokemon?

Would You Rather be the first pregnant man or have Adam Lambert sing you to bed every night for the rest of your life?

What difference does it make?

What's the world? :O

Who is your fave 'folk' band?

everyone loves when Noel laughs ;) can he just do it during all show?plz

You have been given the power to eliminate one Christmas song from the world as if it never existed. Which do you pick?

Jam or The Jam?
The Clash or Kate Nash?

Phil or/ and Noel, when do you enjoy music to its fullest? In the car, the shower, being on the toilet, going for a walk, trying to sleep, reading or what ever?

Love from Iselin, Norway :)

Hi Boys,
After the final show is it Stairway to Heaven or Highway to Hell?
love Colette

who has the biggest mono-brow in music today?

Who would win in a fight to the death, Mark Lemar or Simon Amstell?

If Sid Vicious and Gary Numan got in a fight who would win?

Hell-o Phill & Noel!
Do you believe in voodoo magic?
and what was the most strange \ unreal moment of your life? ;)

Hugs&Kisses.

What would your choice of weapon be, if the world was invaded by intergalactic gummy bears ? #buzzcocksQT.

imagine your trapped in an envelope with a button made of sand, what board game would you charm the button with? #buzzcocksQT.

how would robert smith , fight off a room full of jazz daleks? #buzzcocksQT

If both of you were graciously asked by Alex James, Russell Brand and Tim Minchin to be in a band, would you?
From Jade & Rosie

If you could share a bath of jelly with one other man, who would it be?

Which pair of artists would be your biggest competition when competing in a wheelbarrow race?

Noel, will you marry me?♥

Wow, i think I'm a bit late.
-From Sasha