Darren Bent to Lincoln City for 74 million
Darren Bent to Lincoln City for £74 million
In the latest in a series of inexplicable transfers for the player, Darren Bent has joined Lincoln City for £74 million. Bent tells the press:
"I've had some great days at Aston Villa - about thirteen, I think - but it's time to move on. People will question why I'm swapping a top Premier League side for unfashionable League Two strugglers, but then people questioned why Johnny Rotten done them butter adverts, so... you know."
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Transfer Day Updates are written by Laurence Howarth
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At 31st Jan 2011, THIS IS THE NEWS wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 31st Jan 2011, Struggling for a witty name wrote:Good move for Darren, struggled at Villa.
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At 31st Jan 2011, villa4eva wrote:Is this the comedy blog? Dont tell me, next your going to be informing us in a "whimsical" manner than Messi has signed for Blackburn.
Whats next, Rooney likes pensioners?
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At 31st Jan 2011, iberini wrote:My sides are splitting. Really, they are.
It's because I've decided to cut myself after reading this blog.
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At 31st Jan 2011, Bristolimp wrote:Oh no - what a waste of Money, he will only struggle to make the bench. With Grimes and Facey on fire and the dynamic duo of Hutchinson and Broughton on the bench - where will Bent fit in?
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At 31st Jan 2011, Paolo55 wrote:Next you're going to tell us that Notts County have signed Sol Campbell, Garforth Town have put in a bid for Socrates, Gazza has gone to manage a second division Chinese club, or that Darlo are trying to get Tino Asprilla... oh no, wait...
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At 31st Jan 2011, ollie_Stone wrote:What a load of rubbish.
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At 31st Jan 2011, Colin The Sock wrote:Rubbish. Painful. Unfunny. Witless. Mr Director General, stop paying this pratt any of our licence payer money. I would rather sit through a Shappi Khoursandi gig, and she is embarrassingly poor.
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At 31st Jan 2011, metripleone wrote:I don't get why people are complaining about this blog. Villa being described as a 'top Premier League side' is true comedy.
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At 31st Jan 2011, MHH wrote:Quote
About this blog
'Funny stuff from the heart of the Â鶹¹ÙÍøÊ×Ò³Èë¿Ú Comedy Department.'
I think it's time for a heart bypass for the Â鶹¹ÙÍøÊ×Ò³Èë¿Ú Comedy Department judging by this blog.
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At 31st Jan 2011, ewanwhoelse wrote:Â鶹¹ÙÍøÊ×Ò³Èë¿Ú - please stop. This is painful, a waste of money and just not funny!!
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At 31st Jan 2011, James_32 wrote:Lots of bitchy comments, but I thought it was quite funny...
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At 31st Jan 2011, tmg513 wrote:Oh stop it! You'll be telling us Liverpool have offered £35 million for Andy Carroll next.
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At 31st Jan 2011, JamesLincs wrote:ok
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