Punorama Results
It's Punorama results time again.
As ever, we gave you a story and you sent us punning headlines.
This week it was the fashion collection designed by Kate Moss going on sale in Top Shop. The model posed for 12 seconds in a window of the company's flagship store in Oxford Street on Monday night, while thousands of shoppers queued outside.
Demand for the collection was so great shoppers were limited to a maximum of five items each from the range.
Not a vintage week for the wordsmiths. Lots of people tinkered with the same adage but Andy Fisher best articulated it with A roaming sloane gathers there's no Moss.
Full marks to Nigel Macarthur who thought outside the box and used the boyfriend connection to come up with Maybe shambles .
A novel and a musical inspired Marc Fox and Candace respectively, who penned Kate expectations and Kit Me, Kate.
The size zero debate was a favourite subject for some. Ration victim was a nice effort by Simon Rooke and Rags and bones by Sue Lee made a similar point.
But the clear winner was Helene Parry who had two efforts which put her head and off-the-shoulders above the rest - The lines, the rich and the wardrobe and the beautifully simple Window lean.
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