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May i ask a question? If so, What turns you on?

See you in Feb x

heyy russ another brill show (ofcourse) i was lmao u r one funny guy and i think u r awsome
:)

brill show...can i ask a question? probably a common one, what was your inspiration to become a comedian?

how bout i ask a question.
if i had a pic of you on my wall, would we get married...?

Totally unrelated question... What was the song used at the end of this blog?

I have a question... What's the weirdest dream you've ever had/remembered?
(P.S. I went to see the show being recorded last week, and the inability to ask a question was annoying) ;)

hey russel i love your show and have watched them all n i think that this video would be funny to put into your show

hi russell thought this could do for your christmas show

Haay Russell
loved the show especially your dance Rap omg i was in stiches it was amazing.
i don't want the show to finish its too good lol
My friend ashley says hay btw haha
xxxxxxxx

Hi Russell and the crew just thought i would have another try at getting my name on TV hopefully this is worthy enough to get on its a news story about three men who commit an armed robbery in a Chuck E. Cheese (A popular American fun-zone for children), here is the video link:

Can't help but think what if a child's birthday party was going on at the time, what time of creepy weirdo would rob a store during child's birthday party.....

Hi Russell and the crew just thought i would have another try at getting my name on TV hopefully this is worthy enough to get on its a news story about three men who commit an armed robbery in a Chuck E. Cheese (A popular American fun-zone for children), here is the video link:

Can't help but think what if a child's birthday party was going on at the time, what kind of creepy weirdo would rob a store during child's birthday party.....

Sky News: Paedo Ring Smashed After 'Horrific' Abuse

Come on, this stuff just writes itself.

Hii love the show ;)

heres a few questions for you

Megan want's to know what you want for Cristmas ?


Shauna asks when we come in febuary to ur show what should i ask you ? (like when u say 'any questions' at the end bit)



scarlett asks will you sing happy b-day to her , its her b-day !!

love us x

russ i think u r sooo funny and me and my best friend think u r soooo HOT!!!!

russ the show is the only thing i wait for all weekand u never disapoint i always end up cryin with laughter u r sooo funny

Hi Russell.

The comment about the cat with a banana is in response to (I think) a part in the 'Dingledodies' DVD when someone who was in the audience at Mock the Week asked you a question and you said something about marrying a cat and eating strawberries. You then went on a spiel about writing a diary about Biffer (who killed a dog once, IIRC), and then someone asked you what you'd have written on your gravestone, you replied "Don't dig me up and bum me", and then another spiel about how someone did dig you up, and there was a cat buried alongside you with a banana in its mouth...

(Sorry, I tend to remember memorable things like that, and I hope I haven't bored anyone to death...:D)

This is me watching your show: OMG,OMG,OMG!!!!! He used my story, he used my story!!!! And I was the first to post it too!!!!!!! *EXCITEMENT! HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER!CREDITS!* Oooh! Will I have one, will I have one? No.Epic Dissapointment. *sadface*
:P That's about it,
Katie out,
(Actually, since we're all asking Q's,would U like a b-day cake next year? It could be shaped like an Ewok!((I was intending to make you one this year, but I had no idea at that time that you lived less than 10miles from my house and thought it would be impossible to get it to you))I make a lot of cakes, O.K.)
(And now my boyfriend Ewan wants me to ask which T.V. comedians would you most and least like to live with.)
(:Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:)

Oh, hey, JIZZmeister, I second that motion. And Russell, if you answer,I bet you mine is a million times wierder...

Heeeeeeeya Russ
Questions :p
Who was the last person you hugged?
If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
These are random but i kinda liked them :p :p
Ur amazing Russ infact you all are - all of you that work on Good News ur all amazing :) :)
:O yes what would you like for christmas (not that i will get it) ;]
Love You
Izzy xx

Guess who's still up at 1 in the morning!Anyhoosles(ooh,new word!)Just wanna show my appreceation for Tris Cotterill, who seems to be running this gaff, as well as Dan Atkins ,Karl Minnis and Steve Williams. I value your contributions.Really. You are noticed. By me at least.

Hi Russ, not sure where to send it, so I thought here would be good.

Great idea for the 'Not all doom and gloom' section. Canadian video-makers LoadingReadyRun recently did their 4th annual @Desert Bus for Hope', where they played the most boring video game ever made for 141 hours straight, all for the Child's Play charity. After all the donations, they made a total of $200,00 USD (almost 10x their first year), and it was such an emotional fantastic ending. Contact them and see if they'll be willing to be featured, it was a wonderful thing to watch.

Hi russell I think your so funny and you are one of my favorite comedians I watched your show last night and couldnt stop laughing love Helen xxx

Hi Russel, I just thought i would give you a good idea for the 'its not all doom and gloom section of the show'. On Thursday 18th November my brother Ellis Porter arranged a tangerine day (Blackpool Fc) at his high school (Montgomery high School, Bispham, Blackpool) in hopes to raise money for young stroke victims after youth coach Gary Parkinson from Blackpool Fc had a stroke. This event took months of planning and preperation by Ellis and members of staff at the school.

Ellis wrote a letter to Ian Holloway (Ollie) to ask if he would be able to attend the tangerine day at the school and give an assembly to each year group. Ellis also asked if Ollie would be able to bring 2 members of the team to have pictures with the children throughout the school to raise money from each picture. Ollie refused to bring 2 members and brought the whole team instead!! It was a fantastic day for a wonderful cause and they managed to raise awarened of young stroke victims and £2500 so far and it is still ongoing.

I am so proud of my 15 year old brother for all that he has achieved and i hope this would be an interesting topic to feature in your show just to raise further awareness of young stroke victims and the help they need. Video footage of the event was featured on Â鶹¹ÙÍøÊ×Ò³Èë¿Ú North West news on 18/11/2010.

Thank you Megan Porter

Its snowing in Durham so all the schools are closed! EXCEPT MINE!!! :'( oh well there was only 12 people out of 32 in my lesson due to the snow cos they're all wimps, so we got free time and guess what I did? I watched you on Â鶹¹ÙÍøÊ×Ò³Èë¿Ú Iplayer :) Best Lesson Of my Life!!! and I found out my teacher is going to see you at the same time as me! :O xxx

can't wait for February xx

@kkthecyberpanda- thanks for the notion! And I'm sure that your dreams are very weird. Wouldn't be as weird as my dreams! Example- I once had a dream that I was on a gondola with a monster rowing it, and the gondola was in the middle of a foggy rainforest on a purple river and me and the monster were talking about the Powerpuff Girls. I think I was eight when I had that dream. Random or what?! ;D

Hihi!! Happy weekend you lovely people:)
So, news. Lot of it about. Here's some:






Also, even more Q's
Gina wants to know: How come you never wear your glasses on the show? They really suit you.
Ewan wants to know: Whats the weirdest Q a fan has ever asked you?
CC wants to know:Where was your first ever standup gig, how long have you wanted to be a comedian and when+why were you approached by M.T.W (guess who wants to be a comedian :P)
oh God, she saw me type that- gotta go!

/news/world-asia-pacific-11838248

For some reason this struck me as funny :s xxx

spanish lady claims she owns the sun! and she wants people to pay to use it

google street maps has done it again ...



and again ...

Was going to treat my daughter to see your show in Cardiff. Shes 14 and absolutely loves you. (You know what its like at that age). She'll be devastated there's an age restriction of 16.

Can i ask you a question? On your next show can you show a clip of a kid on youtube. Just type in CopperCab in the search bar on Youtube and watch some of his videos.

Hey! Who was your warmup act at the show's recording this week? Also - you promised an autograph and I was gutted when you disappeared! :P

to, funlovingmum

there are no age limits you just need an adult if you are 14 or under ... I am sure of it!

this is copied from the booking site ...
Age Restrictions Under 14s must be accompanied by an adult

Hi Russell and Crew.

I disagree with your "Best mugshot".

This is much better.

Next show is on Thursday at 22:30

Are you going to stop recycling your good news show in The Sun newspaper?

I only ask as whilst cueing for tampons in ASDA the other day, I picked up a copy of The Sun. I thought that Russell Howard is a funny chap, I wonder what amusing view points he has come up with today!

Only to find recycled jokes from your good news show, nothing original at all. Whilst your jokes are actually quite amusing and I do like your show, I feel a little let down by the fact your using the same material in the papers as well.

Well I did for a while till I saw the massive waps on page 3 from Zoe 26 in Essex. Ahhhh sweet Zoe. Sweet, sweet Zoe.

Dear Russ

Just thought you should know 'cause we all know how you're besterest friends with Justin Bieber!


I love him just as much as you do :')

This makes me feel good every time I see it, thought you might like it.

^^A story about a farmer who fed his ducks a load of weed :)

very funny^^! love your comedy and people i know

JIZZmeister:Yup, that's random alright,
I dreamed that It was a tuesday and when my folks left the house I nicked the car and drove to where Good News was being filmed, and watched it, and then ran back to where I left the car, and then my folks were there and they said we were going to see Good News was being filmed, and I was confused because I'd just seen it being filmed, but then we went anyway, but to get to the studio we had to walk through a dark creepy closed aquarium and all the fish were wearing top hats and singing Nanana by my chemical romance. And then we arrived I realised that I had taken a dishwasher with me to get Russells attention. You were there, even though I have no idea what you look like, I just knew it was you. The dishwasher did get his attention, and he asked me to come and do the ending, with him which was a big song and dance and piano number. At the end my 5 year old cousin hugged him. Then when I tried to get his autograph after he ran over me with the tour bus, and my boyfriend came and set fire to the building, which melted down into a necklace that he gave to me, and then we chased after the tour bus in a singing hovercraft. If that's not weird I don't know what is.
I'll be impressed if you read all that :)
I love the powerpuff girls btw!!!
Katie out!
(:Ewan says:do you like birdseye potato waffels? I say- How many questions does he have to ask before it counts as harassment?:)

@kkthecyberpanda- Yes I did manage to go through all of that (Yay!). How the hell could I of been in your dream if you don't know what I look like?! And, I will admit, you're dream was a lot more ... entertaining than mine ;)
P.S. The whole dream just made me lol, especially the fish with top hats. I had a dream with something similar to fish with top hats- it was rabbits with moustaches. It still makes me laugh today. :D

I think you'll love this one from my local newspaper:

Hotpoint delivery driver taken "hostage" by angry Norfolk customer:


And the follow-up!!

Hotpoint apologises after delivery driver held in Norfolk ‘hostage’ drama:


It's mad - but very funny; ESPECIALLY the wife and the driver's reaction to the actual event!

russ i have a question well i have a pic of you on my wall that says some day we will be together my friend made it for me well dose that mean its true if whats there names are gettin married and thats how they started? a bit of a random one but i wanted to ask x
love you

found this story looks sooo funny and wierd

i think itll be great if you do this

dound this too not soo funny but still

plz use one of these stories itll be funny

got other stories too


and

Heres something usable I thought was quite funny.

/news/world-asia-pacific-11856454

The story itself is (obviously worrying) but its funny that china has to be mummy and daddy to the angry twins, north and south korea

The bit that got me though was the "Do you live on Yeonpyeong Island? What is your reaction to North Korea's warning?"

WHO on the tiny remote south korean ruled island would speak english and then be on the bbc news website leaving worried comments!

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this is about alchoholic whipped cream, thought you could do a funny scetch with it!

Hi Russ, great show as all always, thought this was amusing, some people should be banned from DIY /news/world-europe-11839786

Hey Russell its me your creepy cake stalker who made you cakes in liverpool :D im extremely proud to have been the wierdest thing a fans ever done to you :D only thing is....
i only made you 12 cakes :P
ron weasley and rachel from the crowd ate them :) and you stepped on one :) if i make you cakes again, and i promise not to poison them, will you eat them :) Ill have one too :)

I've never tried protesting but I'm thinking of giving it a go. IF I was a Ukrainian MP I'd give them nothing to see how far they would go. The headline: "Ukrainian Women Protest Topless and Lezz Out" sounds much better.

this isnt the last you're going to see of me and my cakes :) without trying to sound threatening :)

heres another surprised cat :P

Not the most sensitive headline - a road is probably not the safest place for a puppy who has just had his ears cut off. Obviously a shocking story but so much so that the writer of the news article takes it personally:

"Whoever did it had better watch out -- investigators say they've received a lot of leads and they are coming after you"

Hi Russell

Check out this link for a Good News story:



Phil

/news/uk-scotland-11840082

In a Dumfries hospital a "Lake of Urine" is probably the safest and most sterile place to be.

I doubt they would have been criticised for giving away free fridges when a sheep was bought. Who's looking out for the fridges in all of this?

I could also mention that fridges have sold out overnight in Wales but I'm better than that so I won't.

Tut alcohol free. I heard it had to be alcohol free due to copious complaints to the brewery from hungover dogs saying that they woke up lying next to fat Geordie birds and were experiencing short term memory loss. Happens to the best of us.

I've been to my fair share of raves in my time but one in the womb would kick ass. I bet the wee guy isn't dancing at all but instead trying break free after hearing of recent developments in stem cell research. But who could blame it? One minute you're tucked up in a nice cozy womb and the next thing you're getting injected into some OAP stroke victims arse.

And Finally:



"Woman fears breasts will be repossessed"



"Deputies: Motel guest trashes room to find 'midget'"

Nuff Said.

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Sorry i had to comment on Episode 6, that stand up comedian on the end of the show OMG where did you find him, Down the local homeless hostel, i mean the blokes NOT FUNNY really he's not! to slow to boring and don't get on with it!! if that cost you for him to play on ya show just enough cash to buy him a bowl of soup id ask for a refund he's seen you coming m8 lol

Hay guys
i hate the snow but today iam loving cause all the schools are off woo
Anyways i found this in the paper when i saw it i thought of you haha

Teen pop phenomenon Justin Bieber is facing a career crisis as he loses the cutesy-pie voice that won him millions of fans across the globe.

Haha i dinni really like Justin really so i found this to be quite funny :L xxxx

A video like the creepy wierdo guy smiling, this probably would have been good for the Holy Cheeses! thing........but it might be good for a future sketch :) ENJOY!!!

Just one more thing....everyone has probably seen this before- but i suppose that's a good thing because most people will be able to relate to it??

Anyway, here it is: http:

Watch it!! it's funny!!

Here is a prank which made me giggled. Its the look on the presenter's face when the penny dropped...

There is also this follow up, different presenter reading but watch as the camera pans left.

and finally (if you haven't got this yet), step aside Glee and high school musical! Its Flight School musical! /news/world-asia-pacific-11499315

Hi after watching saturdays shows item about dogs for the disabled. i thought i woudl share what my 11 year old daughter did for children in need.
she did 500 situps/ pressups/ burpees in 40 minutes at her muay thai gym raising over £200

the clip is at 360.
thanks
sue

A german pensioner has trapped himself in his own cellar by building a wall from the wrong side.

Can we fix it? Nein habe ich gekonnt.

If I had to choose a disease to contract - it would be CIP. It's probably the most useful illness. What kind of nonsense could you get up to if you couldn't feel pain?

For a start, I could probably sit through an episode of Jeremy Kyle without clawing my eyes out but even if I couldn't resist the temptation I wouldn't feel it anyway.

Just when you thought is was safe to visit historic monuments with Fido.

Found this comment on the Daily Mail Website. A lady had commented on an article about "Playboy pin-up" Kendra Wilkinson losing her post-baby weight:

She looks great! I'm getting married in August and still have a stone of baby weight to lose, what an inspiration!

- Corinna, London, 29/11/2010 13:06

Well, it is only November you should be able to lose a stone in nine months!

Alternatively, you could have chosen to get married first then have the baby...then you wouldn't have to worry about looking fat in your wedding pics.

- David Joseph, London, 29/11/2010 16:20

Still laughing!!!!!!

hey russ my mum sent me this radio news report about a sticky situation with a gerbil hope you use it



great show

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I Think we all mostly know about this story, sadly one of the world's finest actor dies at 84, Leslie Nielson passed just a few nights ago. In all honesty i beleive this has to make the show to show a tribute to him for all the wonderful deeds he has brought to us this is the link: /news/world-us-canada-11860014

Thank You

hey!!
i wanna ask a question!
:D
when are you going to make another dvd?!
ive watched your other ones over and over, you need to make more!!
:)

Hey Russell this youtube clip is a must, less than a week old and bound to go viral:

hey russell, found a story about a fruit company in japan that plays Mozart to the bananas to give them a sweeter product :/ bit weird but thought it was cool, as last week it was the scouser accent that helped some plants :D



xx

Also just found a story about a dogs only beer, thought that was really cool



xx

JIZZmeister- rabbits with moustaches?! That is lolsworthy!!!! Reminds me of the time I dreamed of a silliest moustache competition between walruses!:)

kkthecyberpanda- OK. I wanna end this epic dream war we seem to be having. Let's get to the big stuff... Real life.
What was, let's say, the most embarrassing moment in your life? Let's see whose was the most embarrassing! :D

JIZZmeister: Probably in school when we had a supply teacher, so everyone danced on the tables. Then when the teacher came in, everyone sat down, except me. I was still doing the cancan.Grr! Cringe!!!

kkthecyberpanda- Mine was worse. Way worse.
I was in Primark once, and I wanted a new bra, so I found a bra that I liked, and then went to the changing rooms to try on my new bra and then closed the drapes so that I could get changed. Now, like a normal girl does when trying on a new bra, I took my shirt off, and then I took my old bra off. But just as soon as I took my bra off and put it on the chair, an old woman opened the drapes. She fully opened it. And what was worse, her teenage daughter was there too, and they both saw my boobs. Obviously, I covered my shame just as the drapes were fully open (Mainly because I was sooo shocked and embarrassed) and the woman just went "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!!" and then closed the drapes. And I am now scared of trying on bras :P

Heyyy saw a couple of stories i thought were quite funny, so just thought i would share ;).

A boy in China had to be cut out of a washing machine after becoming stuck while playing hide and seek with his mother -->

German pensioner bricks himself into his own cellar -->

The senior citizen from Jena told police he only became aware of the mistake once his handiwork was complete.

and.... Argentinian Politician Slaps Colleague In Spat-->
(watch the video)I love the way that she just goes for it full on face slap and after she slaps him they all cheer and she just slinks into the crowd, like, "and... my work here is done" :)

Hey Russell, i just wanted to show you something i found on CNN which i thought might make a good news story. A man described as Heathrow's first "writer in residence" sat at Heathrow and watched the things that went on and has now written "Memoirs of an airport" which depicts his time spent there. Also there is an amusing interview done by CNN which includes the question,

CNN: What job would you most like to have at the airport if given a choice?

De Botton: I would love to run British Airways, and feel I would be eminently qualified for the job. I don't know very much about making money, and nor do they.

Hi,heres the link for the last comment so you can read the article.

spanish woman claims ownership of the sun.

Weird because it's the same technique that single mothers from Newcastle use to put their kids to sleep - by hitting them in face with a pie or in this case a packet of empandas.

I can empathise with this story as I once got charged with GBH for having an aggressive chug.

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Heyyyy, saw this n thought you just wouldnt admit this would you?!

Lineker: I pooed myself during World Cup game -->

i got sent this text a while ago i don't watch I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so took me a while to get the joke

Yeah we bring the stars out, we bring the spiders and the snakes from the grass out,It's time for Gillian McKeith to get her bum out, she went to do the trail but then she passed out !
haha xxxxxx

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So it's okay to have a calendar of dead animals but as soon as I make a calendar of my dead relatives - I get sectioned. tut

I'd rather loose my leg (wink) to frostbite than sleep under a quilt made of AIDS. How does a quilt "bridge" a generation of homosexuals? If I could pick one thing in the world that makes a useless bridge - it's a quilt. It's just not structurally sound, it couldn't hold the weight of one person, nevermind a generation of homosexuals.

JIZZmeister: You win there. By MILES.But I just broke a personal record yesterday. You see, I live in a shared house, which is a key feature in my story, because CC decided to hire a window cleaner, and also decided not to tell me that she had hired a window cleaner. I got up yesterday morning, and started to get dressed, turned aroud, and there was an old bloke at the top of a ladder, cleaning my bedroom window. Owch! It was like something out of a carry on film!
Is it snowing where you are?

kkthecyberpanda- Yeah it is. Well, not as much as I would like. You see, I live in Worcester (Or as I like to call it, "The Saucy City"), and God doesn't really like Worcester (Because of it being too saucy) and so it barely snows, there's rarely a blue sky in the summer, and we get all of the ice. How about you, mate? :)