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Three men. One mission. Get Marty to Hollywood!

By Ian Bustard and Martyn Robertson, Producers & Directors

It was 2012 and our mate Marty, a jobbing actor from Castlemilk, was broke.

He had, however, recently played Tom Hanks’s brother in a huge blockbuster movie called Cloud Atlas and really wanted to attend the film’s premiere in Hollywood.

We wanted to get him onto the red carpet in Hollywood so he could have his moment in the sun, so we made a movie with no budget about a guy in a movie with a big budget.

And we relished our low budget status. In a time when a few companies own absolutely everything, it was a joy to take them on and stand up for the little guy.

The purity of Marty’s desire was the heart of a story which, in order to be entertaining, had to be totally real.

Scottish road movie

This was one of the few occasions where we decided to do something about one of those daft conversations we’d had on a Saturday night in the pub.

Our mate Marty was broke yet had played Tom Hank's brother in a huge blockbuster. We genuinely wanted to get him onto the red carpet to have his moment in the sun.

There was an exciting energy in our chat. We’d been looking for something to work on together for a while.

“It’ll be great! We’ll take wee Marty to Hollywood and see how he cuts it amongst all the big guns.”

“It’ll be like a road movie — a great Scottish folk tale.”

And so we set about it. We created a battle plan, a crowd-funding website and social media accounts. We began telling our pals about the project.

Some thought that it was a giant wind-up; others thought we were mad and that we’d never get to Los Angeles.

Support came in many different ways, from small donations of cash to equipment from hire companies, media exposure, television coverage and airtime on the radio.

The people of Scotland didn’t let us down: they rallied round to make this project happen and they refused to accept no for an answer. For that, we’ll be eternally grateful.

Greatest experience

By Marty Docherty, star of the movie

This was a life-changing experience for me.

The generosity of spirit shown by people amazed me. I learned that, if you stay positive, humble and believe in each other, you never know what might happen.

I guess the strangest thing for me was being the focus of the documentary. The closer we got to the film being finished, the more it dawned on me that I had no character to hide behind, no director to blame and, as an actor, I was completely naked.

If you have a horrible character to play and the public don’t like you, that’s fine: job done. But as myself I was terrified how I would come across. I was filming with my friends and, as a result, let my guard down.

It was the greatest experience of my career and, of all the parts I have played, Marty is my favourite.

Marty鈥檚 premiere attendance do鈥檚 and don鈥檛s

DO...

  • Have a theme song

  • Trust builders from Helensburgh

  • Wear a kilt

  • Believe everything

  • Allow yourself to be animated

  • Cleanse all areas of your body

DO NOT...

  • Annoy Warner Brothers

  • Wear pants

  • Take yourself too seriously

  • Believe anything

  • Take Hollywood seriously

  • Take no for answer

Please note following these do’s and don’ts will not guarantee admittance.

Marty Goes to Hollywood trailer

Marty Goes To Hollywood trailer

Marty's pals pledge to get him to the red carpet in Hollywood and make a film the process.

Cloud Atlas was released in 2013 and starred Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent and Martin Docherty

Sing your way to Hollywood

Would you like to find yourself on the red carpet of Hollywood premiere? Why not learn the lyrics that helped Marty on his way!

Marty Goes to Hollywood

Written by Ian Bustard and Martyn Robertson

There was a young man fae Castlemilk
called Martin Docherty
He was born roon aboot
January 1973
He played a lot a fitba
but wasnie as good as you or me
but when it came to the acting
was as good as anyone fae glee

His first role was In Oliver
The artful dodger he did play
The first of many characters
roles to come his way
He played junkies, drunks, drunks and junkies
and a junkie too
He even got a recall
for an advert about Irn Bru

Help us get Marty
To Hollywood
That would put the wee guy
In an awfy good mood
If you've got some money
Spread the wealth
Cause wee Marty fae Castlemilk
Hasnie got money himself

Ye see...
Wee Marty got a break
in a film wi big Tam Hanks
They asked him to play Tam's brother
and Marty said eh, aye, thanks
There's Susie Saradon, Halle Belle and Jimmy Broadbent too
On the set Marty offered Halle
A vodi and Irn Bru

We've been Marty's pals
for many and many a year
We promised we get him to Hollywood
while out drinking beer
He's meet loads of important folk
he might even get a winch......
He's no had one since Big Jessie
at the Cabin in Whiteinch

Won’t ye get Marty
To Hollywood
That would put the wee guy
In an awfy good mood
If you've got some money
Spread the wealth
Cause wee Marty fae Castlemilk
Hasnie got any money himself

If Marty disnae go
Then he will never know
Just what might have been
He will never live the dream....

And we'll be in it
Cause he'll be round our bit
He'll be moaning all the time
He'll be on the tonic wine........

Won’t ye get Marty
To Hollywood
That would put the wee guy
In an awfy good mood
If you've got some money
Spread the wealth
Cause wee Marty fae Castlemilk
Hasnie got any money himself