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How do Scottish wrestlers go on tour?

Warning: this road trip is not suitable for grannies.

1. Obtain your wrestlers

鈥淕rado, where are you?鈥 鈥淢y ma鈥檚 been in Ireland; av nae clean claes.鈥 鈥淪eriously, that鈥檚 why he鈥檚 late?鈥 鈥淕rado, get in the campervan.鈥

2. Get provisions 鈥 and remember: a wrestler is a machine worthy of only the best fuel

Booze & junk food: a top athlete鈥檚 nutrition plan

3. Choose the classiest vehicle available

4. Always be courteous to fellow road users

5. Keep everyone鈥檚 spirits high with a traditional road trip singalong

6. Take in the local culture and landmarks of the city you鈥檙e visiting

7. Have a clear marketing plan but, whatever you do, don鈥檛 attract the attention of the local law enforcement

8. Get a local legend to show you the sights (don鈥檛 go near the patio!)

9. Hook up with the cast of Geordie Shore

10. Get their top tips on a spray tan

Jack Jester & Davey Blaze鈥檚 extreme tan level instructions leave Chris with quite a bit more than a golden glow

11. Always remember that what goes in must come out (see 2)

12. Finally: no matter how far Scottish wrestlers travel, they never forget their roots

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