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Donald and I are now looking at accommodation for the influx of singletons looking for marriage at the big Matchmaking Festival at Dell Fank this Spring . We are hoping to use the tea shop at Fivepenny as a bunk house if it hasn't been sold and Jock Troop's Dell garage should hold twenty easily. Otherwise it'll be two big marquees on the machair at Galson with a shuttle tractor service to the site. Donny Morrison is installing bench seats in the trailer of his tractors. Granny has suggested we could turn the fank's dipping tank into a hot tub or else fill it with gallons of her treacle beer which will guarantee everyone will be relaxed. For those coming from the mainland the men will travel on the Isle of Lewis whilst the women will come overnight on the Muirneag - a container is being fitted out for their convenience. They will be met by nominated chaperones handpicked by elders from Cross church so their references will be impeccable. Rene Zellwegger hasn't yet agreed to open the festival but it is only a question of time before she caves in under the pressure of bouquets from Donald. If you have a relative you want to put forward for the dating festival email us - no names needed just why they should receive a guaranteed place. Come on now don't be shy - everyone needs someone. Off to sheilings till weekend.