Twenty answers from Sunny from Arran...
Posted: Thursday, 15 December 2005 |
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That Agnes Ann from Cross Skigersta will have her hands on that golden M before long. It'll soon stand for Morrison instead of Matchmaking and be perched on if you and Donald aren't careful.
annie beag from lone sheiling
Right! I’ve e-mailed the single female population regarding your fank. That’s as much as I can do. As some are living in bothies where online means it’s a good drying day so I may have to post some replies for them. I should be considered for the fank as my porridge is the traditional keep it in a drawer and cut a slice for your piece kind, I can pluck & gut a chookie in 3.5 minutes and I almost always take my wellies off before getting into bed, although I don’t want to appear high maintenance after the wellie reference I really don’t need footwear as I have perfected weaving my leg growth into sturdy boots. Any Carlin would be lucky to winch a woman who knits all her foundation garments from her own hair too and I curry comb the family eyebrow every Sunday. As for intellect, I won a mint at the Shiskine sheep stakes last summer and I’ve got all the electrics in the house working just grand from the wire I ran in from the pylon, although I did think broadband was the mark across my forehead from the peat basket strap until last week… All in all I’m a fine-strapping lass who deserves a lad who has read a book and doesn’t chaff too much. I'd still like to know more about the prospective bodachs. It's a long treck to Lewis!
Sunny from Arran
Further to last comment and your comment regarding Corrie Capers. See all posts refering to Corrie Capers on the Arran page (they're all by me anyway) and you will see that the Arran Spinsters have our own longship to get us to Lewis and know how to use it! Stick that in your pipe & smoke it!
Sunny from Arran
Look at September in the Archive on my page. At the very bottom of the page, team picture of AVLS above, picture of boat below. I'm in the team picture but was taking the boat one. We're sailing the longship to The Isle of Man in the spring, hope it doesn't clash with the fank!
Sunny from Arran
Sorry Calum. I got so worked up about the competition from Arran and the cheek of yon Morrison woman that I didn't get my message right. It should have said: That Agnes Ann from Cross Skigersta will have her hands on that golden M before long. It'll soon stand for Morrison instead of Matchmaking and be perched on Dun Eistean if you and Donald aren't careful.
annie beag from lone sheiling
Now that Sunny is hotting up the competition, I’d like to make sure that decent Ness women (not you know who)get a look in at the dating festival. Can I bring my friend Chrissie Mary from North Dell? She’s not quite as attractive as me but she’s got some great hobbies and has got one of the finest selections of novelty cromacks north of Barvas. It would be nice to be able to dance round our tattie sacks together comparing notes on the talent. I liked the sound of Maxwell Eddison Murray’s Uncle Norry. Can I have first dibs on him with Chrissie Mary having second choice if I find someone more serviceable? I’m getting quite excited now and I’m going to Swainbost Stores to get a copy of ‘Peat magazine’ to see what type of boiler suits the celebs are wearing this year. I heard that Sienna Miller is favouring orange with a North Star Oil logo this year. I’d like to steal that style. Seemingly Renee Z’s sizing is up and down like the Muirneag on the Minch since she’s done Bridget Jones again, but I could see her in a BP outfit. Hope she can make it. If she brings Colin Firth, Chrissie Mary can have Uncle Norry.
annie beag from lone sheiling
Annie, I'm hoping there's going to be such a diversity of talent we'll be able to take our pick. Personally I don't think Rene should bring Colin as the poor mans wouldn't stand a chance and his remains would make a terrible mess of the Ness.
Sunny from Arran
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