We've got a longboat full of women coming from Arran!
Posted: Thursday, 15 December 2005 |
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I'll keep a lookout across Stornoway Harbour for any rowers pulling into port. Better tell them to disembark at Sober Island, or else they'll be too far gone with the faeries before you Niseachs can have any joy out of them.
Arnish Lighthouse from Stornoway
According to a recent Harris Poll, over 70 percent of all single men and women rate intelligence and sense of humour as the most important characteristics they're looking for in a partner - so at least they're focused on the task in hand. If they can find out that sort of stuff about Rodel and Leverburgh it would be good to know how things work for the rest of us. Is there a Lewis Poll and an Arran Poll? Would we need a poll for each separate Shiant?Could save those rowers a bit of effort if we all knew what we were looking for. Can Donald do some more research please.
annie beag from lone sheiling
Having carried out a very quick poll of the Arran cognocenti by text I can conclude that Harris is a lot posher that Arran. Most of the lassies here, although dreaming of humour and intellect are willing to settle for a good tattie crop and both eyes pointing in roughly the same direction. Thanks for the support Annie. I'm concerned that this whole thing might be an elaborate attempt to set Donald up on a multiple blind date.
Sunny from Arran
I'm sure we will be pleased to pick up any prospective fanksters on the voyage. This gives us an added incentive to get the sail up, that tow will certainly be welcome!
Sunny from Arran
You鈥檙e right Sunny, some folks in Harris seem to have got a bit hoity toity since there was some documentary about fancy cooking at Amhuinnsuidhe Castle. They鈥檒l soon get over themselves when they realise that there鈥檚 not much use for a conservatory in Kyles Scalpay.
annie beag from lone sheiling 17
Hi there. Politics eh - my strongest suit. I agree with Little Annie - I dont think there is any use for a Conservatory in Kykes Scalpay either or Liberal Democrats or SNP ( isn't that baby milk? ) I don't think Herochs was a good king and misrepresented in the story of Moses. I'm very tired now it's eight o'clock in the evening. My advisers take advantage of me. Good luck with your dating rodeo. Condoeeza fancies giving it a try. She'' be in touch. Peace on Earth GWB
george w bush from tigh ghal washington
Wow. The most powerful man in the world knows that I exist. The inventor of the original Tucker Trials!!!
annie beag from lone sheiling 17
I believe I am the most powerful man in the world and I'm looking for Arran lurve. I have three cows and a 1974 VW Jetta as a dowry and own my own house and teeth. I know how to treat a woman and how to worm a sheep ( or is it the other way round ) I do not intend leaving Dell Fank empty handed and have the Registrar from Barvas on standby. I'm a Leo and my favourite biscuits are Garibaldi. My long range forecast is Sunny in 06!
Al 'The Body' MacPherson from The Muscular Arms Shawbost
Tee, hee! You're a silver toungued charmer Al MacPherson! I will certainly be reserving a space on my dance card for you, if there is dancing? Like the sound of the dowry, very impressive, are you in posession of a back bone? callumannabel has been very quiet on the actual content of this fank. We really are in need of more details.
Sunny from Arran
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