The Big day Out
Posted: Monday, 30 October 2006 |
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Curses! What if I raised my offer to 拢5.50?
Anne from on leave, but not away from the computer
It's over the minimum wage so worth consideration, but, realistically Anne, you'd be better served laying your 拢5:50 on the table for a quick strip-the-Willow round the Fank with Calum in his dungarees. I suspect Brad Pitt's a non-starter - overpaid, oversexed and over there....where's the attraction in that when West Coast Male struts his stuff?
Flying Cat from dating domain
Flying Cat, when was the last time you were over west? Why do you think the Fank is so well attended? It's the fleeting hope of a wider gene pool ie: non west coast carlins with two eyebrows instead of the west coat monobrow and detachable dungarees. Can mine have built in aircon and sat nav this year? Last years hummed a bit and smelled too before I lost him.
Sunny from Arran
So it's Brad Pitt this year is it? And how will he be arriving - I think emerging from the sea is a bit passe by now. I must admit I was hoping for Viggo whatsisname, you know, the greasy one fae Lord of the Rings - now he's the kind of bodach who'd look braw in a boiler suit and wellies. What's the score with the Bochan, who have we got lined up? Apart from Gordon Ramsay I mean? I think you're quite right in not turning, there are standards to maintain and the VIP enclosure's not very big anyhow. I think we need to form a steering committee, after all, we don't want this baby going off the road. I can't come on Friday though, unfortunately as I shall be up to my neck with hyperactive toilet roll clad children waving tridents. Another time perhaps? Incidentally, will you be wearing your Fank Marshall vest?
BoB from Lewis
Sent you a comment yesterday but no idea where it's ended up - it's all going to the dogs again by the looks of it, anyway the gist of it was that I can't make the bright lights of town this afternoon as I will have a houseful of hysterical ghouls and ghosties and a big fat headache...I should have spent the guising money on a ticket to Glasgow! Another time, perhaps?
BoB from Lewis
Sometimes you bipeds are just soooo confusing to a kitty of small brain: I thought it was the men who were desperate oot west, while the women - who are a bit thin on the ground, if not anywhere else - could take their pick.....(and possibly, shovel, in case things go wrong.) Is it the WCWs who have the monobrow? It sounds rather attractive to me.....Someone tells me that there were scads of spare fishermen floating about in the West and some of them could scrub up nice, once they were detached from their oilskins. And one of them hummed beautifully.......
Flying Cat from History of How the West was Won
Uncle BoB you have just Gone Too Far. According to someone here, Viggo Mortensen was not greasy but drop-dead gorgeous. I see we're back to the bogof on comments..........Is a Fank Marshall a kind of tractor?
Flying Cat from a state of mild indignation
FC: Oh, you are talking about the west of Scotland (not the REAL west!): a myopic cat, eh?! Gimme a Maine coon cat ...
mjc from NM,USA
No, no ,Flying Cat you've got it all wrong - it's Auntie BoB and I agree entirely about the gorgeousness of Mr Mortensen, I only say greasy because, well you've got to admit his hair needed a good wash by the time he was finished with all those Orks and so on, the problem was that when he did wash it, he looked like a bit of a nancy; but if he was to be at this year's fank I for one wouldn't be quibbling about grease or no grease! So come on Donald, let's get with the programme ; Brad Pitt's out, Viggo's in, ok?
BoB from Lewis
It's all part of Liff's rich tapestry......Auntie BoB. We have some very nice gender reoriented chaps here too, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It clears up a few anomalies in the who fancies what department too.... I'm so glad Viggo's in for the Fank, as B. Pitt is just so up himself.
Flying Cat from pondering on perversity
Girls - how would it be if I got the front row of the All Blacks to come up - now there are three guys you can take out in a high wind
calumannabel from tesco extra barvas
Ach, just bring the whole team, the more the merrier! Bagsy Daniel Carter though!
BoB from Lewis
Get Dan Carter!
Flying Cat from all excited and bothered
Flying Cat - you really have got the wrong idea now!
BoB from Lewis
In the context of this blog, is there such a thing as a wrong idea???
Flying Cat from a split hair
Clearly the spam filter is not working too well....!! # When is the Fank taking place? Don't tell me it will be like the last one: from the waning of one moon to the fullness of the other?! Has the Ambulance/Evacuation services been forewarned, and their palms guga greased? etc.? Would you like me to air-express some coyotes (free range, organic, born and bred in the wild expanse of NM) to help with the ritual howling (if so, send credit card info., of course!)?
mjc from NM,USA
Dear mjc we're building the excitement as regards a date and we are waiting to see if the rent is to be paid to the Galson Estate or will the Fank landlord have changed?
calumannabel from Fank HQ
Are Spam filters the same as Spam Fritters - and is this the sort of debate we should be looking for?
calumac and chips from Tigh Sapm Skigersta
Smashing idea mjc! An Evacuation Service is just what the doctor ordered. Or was it something of a religious nature you had in mind? Oh if only the Dear Leader could be persuaded to pop up from Drovers Lane to conduct it. Does it matter that He is CofE? Does the Fank Panel have any particular leanings? I think we should be told......
Flying Cat from under plain brown covers
The Fank Panel have leanings but only caused by two things - malt whisky and the north west winds.
calumannabel from leaning to the left
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