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16 October 2014

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Chess - So the King is coming to Lewis on his own.

I understand the Queen has heard about Equal Opporchancities and is having the matter referred to the Commission for Sexual Equality. The Bishop is furious citing religious intolerance and a bias against Episcopalian Chess. The Knight sees the refusal of his request to come to Lewis as symptomatic of the diminishing role of the cavalry in today's armed forces and the Castle would have liked to meet up with its Lews counterpart. ACAS has been called in to mediate and has suggested that the most fair system would be to send a pawn. This has angered all other parties. 'This story is set to run and run' said the West Highland Free Press 'as there is no shinty at the moment'.
The Rev Hamish Mc Lamlash of the Continuing Improving I cannot believe it's the Wee Frees' commented ' The King may think he's someone in his own eyes but he will be judged by a far greater king when he throws in his crown.' Local dignatories are hopeing to enlist the King's support for a wind farm on Cromwell Street and are looking for peerages etc. 'I hope he's bringing his sword' said one excited councillor down on one knee in anticipation.
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Posted on calumannabel at 19:50

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I am a Roman Catholic: I don't have a dog in this fight. I do beg your indulgence(s). # Nevertheless, is it true that a move is afoot to send the Windsor crowd back - after reverse change of name - to Hannover, beginning with the Welsh organic gardener? BA has direct flights between London (I don't know about Cardiff) and Hannover ...

mjc from NM,USA


Are pawns known as shimps in the USA? Any advice mjc?

Annie B from the usual


Well seemingly there's no chess peace. You don't get all this fuss with Lewis Draughts but I suppose that a knight could be useful for slicing black and white puddings with his sword and rooks might make a change from cormorant?

Annie B from the usual


A Knight who sliced his puddings would be no use to anyone. As the song says, Knights with white puddings, Never reaching the end, Chess what the truth is..............oh who cares, I'm board!

Flying Cat from Inn Continent


Annie B.: no, but prawns are not as wimps. I stick to lobster tails myself. And she-crab soup! Why she-crab, you ask? How am I supposed to know? Ask Julia Child or Sue Lawrence (hope I get a complimentary book soon Sue Lawrence, for all the free publicity).

mjc from NM,USA


Errata, Erratic: Annie B.: no, but prawns are not - of course I meant: KNOWN - as wimps. I swear someone put something in my coffee!! Reduced Calum. cormorant, possibly.

mjc from NM,USA


Ah memories FC! Here in the Lone Shieling we have very fond recollections of Chesstin Hayward & the Moody Blues. mjc can keep the Timberlake namesake. There's only one Chesstin for us (ideal for keeping chess pieces in so they don't go missing?) Should the she-crab issues be referred to the Commission for Sexual Equality? Should the crabs queue up after the Queen?

Annie B from the usual


We often speak of Chonny Chonson and his Bandwagon, Chonny Mathis, and Shonny Bon Jovi all lads on the same class at Lionel school. Didn't they do well?

chust william from Brue


... and, surely, joony cash?

mjc from NM,USA


No Chonny Cash was a year ahead of us all.

calumannabel from Lionel JS Old Boys Association plc


Was that Chonny Cash and the Nametapes? - they had a big hit in the north-east with I Walk the Quine. Robbie Shepherd couldn't get enough of it.

Flying Cat from ancient music compendium




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