St Valentine's Denial
Posted: Wednesday, 14 February 2007 |
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Surely not an old cloth! I think you mean a piece of fresh muslin with pretty coloured beads around the edge. And was the sheep's head not on the pillow when you woke up? I'd only give that an E for effort..
Flying Cat from cupboard under the sink
Black pudding beats Black Magic any day. When did Cross PO start numbering their cardboard cartons - and why?
Annie B from the usual
They're numbering their cardboard cartons prior to packing up. It will soon be happening at rural POs all over the country. Can no-one get up a petition before it's too late? Oh....wait a minute.....
Flying Cat from elena's wee PO
I'm flattered by Donalds' fortitude, i'm presuming he's surviving on Shawbost cocktails. Between that and him having gone off the guga, the smell will have dissipated dramatically by the fank so he may well be in with a shout! I did think there for a minute I might skip the fank as I met an attactive man a couple of weeks ago! I was wearing my best 20 year old fishermans mutual association checked shirt with stylish combats that hardly have any paint or holes on them and had that just run along the beach and fallen on my airse flush so I think he was impressed! I gave him a hard game of pool, it lasted a good few hours due to my skill at avoiding potting anything and I think it was this that lead to him turning up at the shop a couple of days later and asking me out on a date!!! Hazel says it was because he could see down my shirt every time I lent over to take a shot but surely not! I got into work the day after he'd dropped in, to the phone ringing off the hook (good customer relations demanding that I answer if it rings non stop for over half an hour as it might mean there's a party). I finally answered the phone. He said he'd looked through both island directories, tried directory enquiries etc. but couldn't get my home number the night before. I pointed out that I'm not listed. He then said he's waited outside the shop as long as he could and hadn't I got his message... nope I'd just walked in, it was the crack of 11ish after all. He said he was on the ferry and had to cancel the date as he had to go to Iraq and wouldn't be back for a couple of months at least... Could he ring me when he gets back? Buggrit! Would you believe it!!! I've heard about the Lewis women leaving the island so the competition should be a might fairer this year, Annie, Chrissie Mary and I can have our pick so we expect the bodachs to be pulling out the big guns!
Sunny from Arran
Gosh! tell Donald I'm flattered! I did post a witty repost on a comment yesterday but IBHQ must've found it offensive as it hasn't appeared.
Sunny from Arran
If Donald manages to keep away from the fish and embibes enough of the Ness cocktail the smell may have dissipated enough for him to be in with a shout come the Fank!
Sunny from Arran
I think Sunny's got a thing going for Donald......even though he mislaid his nuts at the guga farm (it's really a factory, but if Bernie can call his turkey factory a farm....).
Flying Cat from cupid's corner
Were you at the London Fashion Week Sunny to pick up such an elegant sounding ensemble for your game of pool? Hope you're not going to show us up too much at the Fank. Chrissie Mary is experimenting with new ways to wear her headscarf for the impending festivities.
Annie B from the usual
Please, not the headscarf-as-thong nor even the headscarf-as-tiny-bikini? (apart from anything else, it sounds horribly beckwithian) I truly believe that it would be just too much for both Donald and MurdoJohn. Mind you, anything short of the full niqab might be too much for those two.
Flying Cat from trying to believe one impossible thing.....
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