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16 October 2014

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Chrissie Mary fined 拢60

Chrissie Mary Morrison (40) ( now there's a laugh) yesterday became the first woman in the W Isles to be fined for using a mobile phone while driving. She had borrowed her brother Murdo's invalid scooter to go to emporioalanjohn's for a few messages - moisturiser, cillit bang, bottle of Glen's, and a packet of large Rizlas-and was on the phone to Annie B who was telling her about some wild dream that she's had after eating a tin of out of date tinned mushrooms bought from alanjohn's the previous day.
PC's Fergus MacNab and Willie John Morrison were parked in the layby by William Hill's in Skigersta, saw Chrissie Mary and gave chase on their tandem.
Chrissie Mary, so fed up of being chased by men, did not stop when requested so as well as the 拢60 fine she is up at Stornoway Sherriff Court on Friday for resisiting arrest. The case will be fully covered in Feos and the Stornoway Gazette and a completely inaccurate account will appear next to the Shinty section in the Free Press.
Posted on calumannabel at 12:20

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You didn't used to be called Beachcomber, did you?

Hyper-Borean from Basking in a sunbeam


a joke or not a joke? over here if your caught phoning and driving its 250euros-more or less 150pounds

carol from france


CM has now been let off on a technicality as she'd got confused about her gadgets and it's not a crime yet to be talking to a TV remote control - although several people in Lionel were wondering why their channels were changing randomly in a spooky manner.

Annie B from the usual


By gums! Let us rally to the standard of Chrissy Mary in her hour of need! We at Anorak Towers, in Rolling Acres, would like to show our Solidarnosc in any way we can. The very idea that Chrissie Mary Morrison (spinster of a parish near you) would have the slightest idea what a moby was, never mind use one whilst driving, is a cruel jape indeed. It's a frame-up, a stitch-up, and we must all rally to the standard of one who trintles to Kirk on her old bike in the sure knowledge that she lives in the best of all possible worlds.

Flying Cat from Danderup Cott - Solidarity to Spinsters Sub-divisi


Justice for the Ness One! We demand an end to police brutality! Don't worry Chrissie Mary, there's a nice young man from Amnesty on his way to sort you out.

BoB from Lewis


Many thanks FC. Chrissie Mary appreciates your support and faith in her. Must dash now to go to the road with a tray of tea and Paris buns for the paparazzi from Fios and the Gazette. What a carry on.

Annie B from the usual


One hundred and fifty pounds is roughly 65 kilos so Murdo tells me which is very heavy for a mobile phone. I bet your arm aches after using one of those for a while.

chrissie mary from under house arrest in habost


i meant pounds sterling chrissie mary not weight

carol from crying over dead cat


Well I'm glad we got that sorted out.........

Flying Cat from confused but bearing up




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