Chrissie Mary to do Community Service with Naomi Campbell
Posted: Wednesday, 07 March 2007 |
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What are all those poor peoples from Poland going to do now that Naomi and Krissy-Mary have stolen their jobs. Solidarnosc brothers and sisters, support the Poles and see them dancing in the streets ( will that be Pole dancing? And is it permitted? ) of Stornoway.
Tws from Herethereandeverywhere
They'll become taxi drivers an d eventually it will cost less than a pound to go from Stornoway to Port of Ness as they all undercut one another.
calumhackneycab from The Rank Swainbost
this is getter better every time
caroldiying with laughter from france
pole dancing will only be permitted if I can bring mine for demonstrations *purr*
mia from breaking in a new pole
Joke about the Poles (and East European migrants) if you wish, but many are very educated, possess varied needed skills, are hungry for work and ready for upward mobility. Wish our immigration laws would allow more of them in the States.
mjc from NM,USA
I'm with mia on this one!
Flying Cat from Inn Anticipation
mjc, if you want a pole we've got one to spare, in my island home..
Tws from Poles Apart
Chrissie Mary has agreed to take anger management lessons at the Ness Learning Centre. Just to clear up any confusion, the dresser that CM's piece of peat hit was wooden and held crockery and was not an assistant who helped her to choose from her range of pinnies.
Annie B from the usual
I'll let Friar Tuck have that pole.I
mjc from NM,USA
Tws, do you also meet under a statue exceedingly bare? Would the thought police permit this. Would Chrissie Mary be offended by such gratuitous display. BTW (remember this abbreviation from another blog?) the less religious amongst us used to parody the original as, "If you want a cathedral we've got TWO to spare."
Hyper-Borean from In a Spin
No-one who thieves from Charlie Barley can be described as a model. Tch.
Annie B from the usual
A SELECTION of pinnies?? This woman has style. But has she the body to go with it....
Flying Cat from Fanny Haddock's back scullery
I don't know, Annie B. To paraphrase an old song/saying: you get your pud wherever (and however) you can.... Just make sure you are not in the line of vision of a cctv (have the cameras proliferated on the islands as well?).
mjc from NM,USA
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