Public Fank Announcement
Posted: Friday, 23 March 2007 |
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Unreliable??? It's been pure rubbish! Is it only ugly christians who are allowed to attend the Fank? Could you not allow a few heathens in and maybe have a mass baptism as a sideline?
Flying Cat from Inn Anticipation
I know one or two " Back end of a bus" non-Christians ( the type that burkas were made for, I'm not sure I've got all the terminology correct, but at least I tried ) would they be alright to come, oops,
Tws from Fankfulforsmallmercies
The uglier the merrier
calumannabel from Fank Nerve Centre
does this thing really exist and what is it really???
carol from france
Is it true that you've been given an ASBO calumannabel? Is it to do with Chrissie Mary? Or Annie from the usual? Or both? Let's just hope it's got nothing to do with Fank 07 as I believe there are a couple of brothers who are walking 500 miles, yes and more, just to be at your door. In time for Fank'07 perhaps??
Tws from The Croft Lewis
Now why would anyone give me an Anti Social Blogging Order?
calumannabel from Brue
Yes Carol of course the Fank really exists. There are swathes of desperate women packing their pollyfilla and carmen rollers as we speak, prior to hoofing it over to Lewis to find a fine upstanding Murdo John or a Donald at the Annual Fank Dating Extravaganza. I'm sure if you send your details to Calum he'll pencil you in........
Flying Cat from primping&preening parlour
calumannabel and everybody else - I think this is the thin end of the wedge actually ... I don't think its funny at all to mock the afflicted singletons on the island - I bet yall are smugmarrieds aren't you now - should be ashamed of yourselves ...
soaplady from feeling guilty for softly snivelling
Of course anyone can come, TWS. The rules may change though. Depends. YOU are not thinking of coming, are you? ARE YOU, TWS?!
mjc from NM,USA
The answer to mjc from nm in usofa is no. I may drive past and toot my horn at them, they don't like that.
Tws from NoFankyou
Do people toot horns on the islands just to say hello? Such a habit drives me nuts. # Seriously, you will be welcome at the Fank, I'me sure TWS: a wild addition to an already wild, debauched scene would simply make for a more prolific, if not wilder, stew. # Have the narrow gauge railway tracks been laid yet? Is it over budge, a la London Olympics? Will we have to fall back on rickshaws (imported - with their Vikings -from Shetland if needs must)?
mjc from NM,USA
I, EffCee, would like it to be known that I am NOT a Smugmarried. And, what's more, never will be. Thanks to a certain small surgical procedure carried out without my consent....*grrrrrumble* There's no mockery involved soaplady...it's wellknown there is a shortage of wimmin on Lewis and a massive amount of free bodachs just waiting to be plucked (I SAID PLUCKED TWS) from the hell that is bachelorhood. Honest.
Flying Cat from pawloose and fancyfree
No the event is not over budget as last year's treasurer has been replaced. The last sections of the railway are snaking up the hill from Galson Lodge and the supprts for the bridge over the loch are in place. The site gets its annual safety certificate tomorrow and there's a smell of new paint and embrocation in the air.
calumannabel from Fank HQ
There are suggestions that illegal kickbacks to the Fank organizers have been made in connection with the renting of the Fank Dell? Are these just the rantings of disgruntled banished 06 Fanksters? I should hope so.
mjc from NM,USA
If the Fank's on Common Grazing land, there will surely be no rent to pay. I think you're probably right about the greasing of palms tho', mjc.......
Flying Cat from The Sunroom of Eternity
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