Warning to attendees of Fank 07
Posted: Friday, 06 April 2007 |
4 comments |
Donald and I have been fielding some pretty dreadful emails from Anne at IBHQ who, as a recently married woman should have better things to do with her holiday - B and Q Texas Homecare spring to mind - I digress.
The image of Island Blogging is being tarnished by some of you attempting to jettison your new partners on eBay extolling their virtues and good looks. What is worse is that you are giving Anne's name as a reputable referee as well as Donald's and mine. Now Donald's reputation matters for nothing - it is damaged beyond repair - his ASBO even forbids him going near the Jobcentre - how handy is that?
We told you a partner was for life not just Easter. Now belt up the lot of you and withdraw these items from eBay and stop embarrassing the site. What you landed yourselves with at the Fank you are stuck with till next year.
Posted on calumannabel at 11:31
Comments
Has Donald tried Lewis Crofters for something to repair his damaged reputation?
Annie B from the usual
Only 'til next year? And then can we swop? Fankswoppers Anonymous........how does that work?
Flying Cat from Inn Anticipation
After Chrissie M's recent troubles, someone told her about JML's Reputation Restorer tablets - sold near their anti-snore pills in Woolworths.
Seemingly they worked very well for Hugh Grant and Kate Moss. You've got to finish the full pack though. (Michael Barrymore and Jade Goody didn't and look what's happened to them.) Hope this helps Donald.
Annie B from the usual
Any takers on e-bay? How much did Murdo John go for? with or without the green spot-me-in-the night vest?
mjc from NM,USA
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