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Back from LA and blogging again. It's been hell helping the Beckhams rehome much more of a challenge than all the Ness and Lochs stars I've helped settel over the years. Anyway I'm back until David rings again and I'm disturbed by all the violent talk coming from Annie B. Frakkly it's not surprising we're having all these drive by shootings in Ness at the moment. Only the other night Chrissie Mary was 'winged' from a passing tractor as she 'chewed the (reduced) fat' with her friend Mary Belle outside emporio alanjohn in Lionel. The polis in the shape of PC Angus MacNab has been appointed Head of the new Niseach on Niseach Gun Squad and he's on the job. He's issued an ultimatum that anyone with the surname Gunn must hand their surname in at the police station in Adabrock. They will be issued with either a Gillies or a Morrison surname depending on which side of Ness they hail from. 'Taking Gunns out of the community is my priority,' Councillor Angus Ouzi told the Gazette as it went to press. PC McNab is to be congratulated.
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